My Open Letter to Mr Mango

[Erythrocyte]

Pole yake chahali anadhani ni yeye tu mwenye access na tiss.

Halafu wanasema amejiuza kwa hela ndogo sana !

 

[mitigator]

Yeye mwenyewe kachapia mkuu hajui kusyntaxize

 

[My Son drink water]

Huyu mbuzi ameshaingia kwenye payroll ya Jiwe sababu ya njaa zake.

Jamaa ni kama mwanamke malaya hana msimamo kabisa,kumbe siku zote jamaa linatuchora humu kumbe bado linatumika na ccm,chahali zoba sana

 

[Frank Wanjiru]

Jamaa ni kama mwanamke malaya hana msimamo kabisa,kumbe siku zote jamaa linatuchora humu kumbe bado linatumika na ccm,chahali zoba sana

Hapana huyu kanunuliwa mwaka huu Mwezi wa 8

 

[My Son drink water]

Halafu wanasema amejiuza kwa hela ndogo sana !

Bwege kweli huyo halafu anadai alipikwa akapikika,jasusi gani asiyeweza kujilinda huyo? Yaani watamuua mwache ajipendekeze

 

[My Son drink water]

Hapana huyu kanunuliwa mwaka huu Mwezi wa 8

Na wakimaliza kumtumia wanamuua

 

[Frank Wanjiru]

Na wakimaliza kumtumia wanamuua

Na ndicho kinachofuata,huwezi kusaliti kambi then ukarudi tena kwenye kambi ile ile kufanya kazi.

 

[Bulesi]

The political situation is so worse in the Republic of Greenland that whoever

Ungeandika kiswahili ndugu ungeeleweka vizuri!!!

 

[SMU]

Basi yamekwisha jamani. Cha-chali yupo chali! Tuendelee na mada.

 

[SMU]

Ungeandika kiswahili ndugu ungeeleweka vizuri!!!

amemuandikia hii barua Mango, umejuaje kama huyo Mango nae hajaelewa?? Else, wewe ndiye Mango.

 

[Erythrocyte]

Basi yamekwisha jamani. Cha-chali yupo chali! Tuendelee na mada.

Wanasema hivi anayedhani ana akili kuliko wote ni mwehu , huyo Chahali aweza kuwa humo

 

[mng'ato]

Hapana huyu kanunuliwa mwaka huu Mwezi wa 8

Na da Mange naye amenunuliwa?

 

[Frank Wanjiru]

Na da Mange naye amenunuliwa?

Muda mrefu sana,kwani ushamsikia tena?

 

[Bulesi]

Else, wewe ndiye Mango.

Mimi sio Mango, lakini kwa vile amemuandikia Mango hiyo barua kupitia janvini bila shaka alitaka na sie wana janvi tuelewe ujumbe aliokuwa anampelekea!

 

[Missile of the Nation]

Correction: Spymaster = head of a ring of spies eg a director of intelligence. Never had Membe held such a position.

Halafu si ungeandika kwa Kiswahili tu badala ya kuchapia lugha ya watu?

Hapo mwanzo nilimpuuza Mange Kimambi alipokuita kichaa, sasa kwa jinsi unavyobehave recently may be yuko sahihi!. Brother you are out of your mind!

 

[Musundi]

Usimuandame sana. Ameeleweka na naamini ndio lengo lake.....

Correction: Spymaster = head of a ring of spies eg a director of intelligence. Never had Membe held such a position.

Halafu si ungeandika kwa Kiswahili tu badala ya kuchapia lugha ya watu?

 

[Missile of the Nation]

It seems like sasa hivi kambi ya Jiwe inanunua tu kila sauti yenye mwangwi wa kuwakera
Kanunuliwa Mtatir, Mange, Huyu Jasusi Uchwara, Tumbili na wengine kibao in the name of kuunga mkono juhudi.

Tatizo la watu kama huyu jasusi uchwara anadhani sasa ana obligation ya kulipa deni la kununuliwa ndiyo maana anaanzisha mada za kumsifu jiwe kiana mara oh atashinda uchaguzi, mara sijui kimeenda kimerudi!. Acha ubwege wewe kula hizo hela utulie, kwanza umeshaharibu sana na ukiingia kwenye 18 zao lazima wakunyooshe!

 

[Frank Wanjiru]

It seems like sasa hivi kambi ya Jiwe inanunua tu kila sauti yenye mwangwi wa kuwakera
Kanunuliwa Mtatir, Mange, Huyu Jasusi Uchwara, Tumbili na wengine kibao in the name of kuunga mkono juhudi.

Tatizo la watu kama huyu jasusi uchwara anadhani sasa ana obligation ya kulipa deni la kununuliwa ndiyo maana anaanzisha mada za kumsifu jiwe kiana mara oh atashinda uchaguzi, mara sijui kimeenda kimerudi!. Acha ubwege wewe kula hizo hela utulie, kwanza umeshaharibu sana na ukiingia kwenye 18 zao lazima wakunyooshe!

Afanye kama Mange alivyofanya. Na nishamwambia kwenye swala la Ujasusi huwezi kusaliti watu halafu baadae ukarudi tena kufanya kazi nao watu wale wale kisa tuu Rais aliepo madarakani kakununua umfanyie propaganda mitandaoni,kazi ikiisha wanakula kichwa.