Mume kama simu ya MCHINA

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

"" Wife : How much do you love me ?

Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure.

Wife : No just tell me....
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, i am nothing without you...

Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...

Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, I'm a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards

Dont laugh alone pass it on....

 

[excel]

MMU nowadays...!!! watu naona periods zao zinatofautiana!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

MMU nowadays...!!! watu naona periods zao zinatofautiana!

MMU zamani ilikuwaje?

 

[Ushimen]

"" Wife : How much do you love me ?

Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure.

Wife : No just tell me....
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, i am nothing without you...

Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...

Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, I'm a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards

Dont laugh alone pass it on....

Hiyo ndoa nayo lazima ilikua ya kichina

 

[Nambe]

Hahahahahaaa....
Kazi ipo

 

[Swts]

hahahahah funny! Thanx for sharing

 

[CHUAKACHARA]

"" Wife : How much do you love me ?

Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure.

Wife : No just tell me....
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, i am nothing without you...

Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...

Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, I'm a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards

Dont laugh alone pass it on....

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