Mtoto wa mama wa kambo ananitega

[Doto Dotto]

fanya hiv,kama yuko dar,nitumie namba yake halafu umwambie kuna jamaa yako anamtaka.kazi itakuwa imeisha.ucpate taavu ndugu.

Duuh! watu kwa kupenda papuchi ni hatareeeeee......

 

[balibabambonahi]

Duuh! watu kwa kupenda papuchi ni hatareeeeee......

nataka nimsaidie ndugu yetu asipate matatizo

 

[kikonyoro]

kula mzigo mfundishe hapa kazi tu anabalehe huyo ni wakati wa mabadiliko!

 

[Petro Oswald]

Tatizo la vijana wa bongo sasahiv uzungu mwingi sana huyo hakuna cha kuhofu ukimgegeda utajuta, nafuu impact za kumkanya

amgegede 2 maana hakuna namna nyngne sasa , teh! teh! teh!..

 

[Petro Oswald]

ubuntuX sikushauri kabisa umle ndugu yako, huyo ni ndugu yako kabisa usiguse, ila utamsaidiaje na hiyo balehe yake?hapo ndipo penye shida...mlengeshe mahali afumuliwe

hahahahahahaha!!! amlete kwangu 2..nina miez 7 sijagegeda.

 

[kanali mstaafu]

Ww kula tena ulambe mahali pachachu(chumvini) na utafune hayo manyonyo...ukimlegezea mwisho Wa siku ataona jogoo lako haliwiki barabara....

 

[Petro Oswald]

kwani wewe umejipangaje?

mangi mimi nina BUKU TU!!!

 

[Doto Dotto]

nataka nimsaidie ndugu yetu asipate matatizo

Duuh! sio kiivo sasa, utaua bend

 

[Peter Madukwa]

Asehhhhhh kwanza we mtu mzima
Ondoka ukapange chumba huko au ht nyumba itakuua umeua ndege wawili kwa jiwe moja

 

[balibabambonahi]

Duuh! sio kiivo sasa, utaua bend

hamna namsaidia halafu tunakuwa marafiki

 

[Kiluuj]

Yaani 24yrs na bado unaishi kwa babako?
Kwani huko shuleni ulifaulu kitu gani?
Oooh, I get it,
Utukutu, kushobokewa na madame na uhandisome!
Hata mie ningeshangaa pia!
Ama?

Kama kweli ulifaulu kielimu,
Basi hili jambo ndogo kwako,
Tafuta kwako.
Sio kulala na kuamka chumba kimoja,
Kushinda na kupumzika baraza moja.
Umeskia?

Halafu siku nyingine ukome kuchungulia nyonyo za dadako,
Uache pia kusifia inye dadako.
Papuchi imelaaniwa ndio maana haipewi jamaa,
Kawaida hupewa wageni wakafie mbali!
Umeelewa?

 

[ubuntuX]

Yaani 24yrs na bado unaishi kwa babako?
Kwani huko shuleni ulifaulu kitu gani?
Oooh, I get it,
Utukutu, kushobokewa na madame na uhandisome!
Hata mie ningeshangaa pia!
Ama?

Kama kweli ulifaulu kielimu,
Basi hili jambo ndogo kwako,
Tafuta kwako.
Sio kulala na kuamka chumba kimoja,
Kushinda na kupumzika baraza moja.
Umeskia?

Halafu siku nyingine ukome kuchungulia nyonyo za dadako,
Uache pia kusifia inye dadako.
Papuchi imelaaniwa ndio maana haipewi jamaa,
Kawaida hupewa wageni wakafie mbali!
Umeelewa?

chuo tumefunga na ndo maana naishi hapa,ukicheki mi ndo mkubwa wa family na wazazi bado wananihitaji kutokana na baadhi ya shughuli zao kunitegemea mimi na hata nikiwepo chuo home lazima ntakuja tu sababu ya majukumu hua natamani kweli kukaa kwangu ila wazee wanaona kama nawakwepa mkuu

 

[Magurudumu]

Ooooh salalaaaaaah. Hizo mi ndio napendaga saaaaaaana! Hapohapo kwenye kumfundisha unamfundisha ukiwa umempakata huku kashika daftari lake, mdomo kauachia wazi. Sikilizia utamu wewe - mapaka kisogooooni! Duuu jamani mabahati kama hayo mbona sisi hayatufikii?

 

[Kiluuj]

chuo tumefunga na ndo maana naishi hapa,ukicheki mi ndo mkubwa wa family na wazazi bado wananihitaji kutokana na baadhi ya shughuli zao kunitegemea mimi na hata nikiwepo chuo home lazima ntakuja tu sababu ya majukumu hua natamani kweli kukaa kwangu ila wazee wanaona kama nawakwepa mkuu

All Parents,
Are reluctant to let go kids.
They always thnk they aren't old enough.
I moved out at 21yrs when I was still doing my degree.

At first they objected
Bt attachments & not job selective,
Saw me through the university life.
I had to do some odd jobs to survive.
I didn't care about my parents wealth,
Now they are proud of me.


Sometime we have to make a choice,
However hard it may seem.
Remember, your parents have their own life,
Which is almost over
And you have yours, to start.
It's the only way out.
LIVE YOUR LIFE.

 

[kabanga]

Ukishindwa kuvumilia, pigs mambo.....

 

[Alwayz on top]

Me nimekupa baraka zote,we mtafune tu,maana hakuna namna.

Ha haaa haaa ar u serious?

 

[Detective Dee]

Kwan unaporud hapo kwenu huwa unatokea wap?

 

[NYANYADO]

Chemically huyo siyo dada yako.

Physically huyo ni ndugu yako. Biologically ni,........


Geographically ni....
Jirani yako.

 

[NYANYADO]

Tatizo ccm. Ndio imekufikisha hapo. Ila usihofu nafasi bado unayo kufanya maamuzi

 

[miss chagga]

Physically huyo ni ndugu yako. Biologically ni,........


Geographically ni....
Jirani yako.

bilogical unaweza vuta mzigo ukatumia kwa matumizi makubwa makubwa