Msomi wa IT anapotongoza.

Msomi wa IT anapotongoza.

Slave said:
Hellow dear.unajua nilipokuona kwa mara yakwanza nili vibrate kama nokia ya tochi.naomba unipe ushirikiano nataka ni install penzi langu ktk hard disk ya cpu yako.nimekuwa mvumilivu kwako kama ram ya 125 katika hard disk ya 500 GB ukiwa wangu nitakupamba kama blog yangu.sintokuwa mbari na wewe kama monitor na cpu nitakupenda kama download link za bure. Naomba ukubari maana ukinikataa nitakuchukia kama trojan,autorun, na virus wengine.
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Ona huyu naye:

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
desperate wife

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
 
Tafadhali tumia keys zote isipokuwa Esc na Shift!
 
you look sexy like computer, cause it has hardware and software but no underware
 
Nataka leo nikaku-apdate pale supermarket
 
Mashine ni mashine tu iwe dell au compaq
 
Nitatumia Firewall hutapata naniliu!!!
 
Slave said:
Hellow dear.unajua nilipokuona kwa mara yakwanza nili vibrate kama nokia ya tochi.naomba unipe ushirikiano nataka ni install penzi langu ktk hard disk ya cpu yako.nimekuwa mvumilivu kwako kama ram ya 125 katika hard disk ya 500 GB ukiwa wangu nitakupamba kama blog yangu.sintokuwa mbari na wewe kama monitor na cpu nitakupenda kama download link za bure. Naomba ukubari maana ukinikataa nitakuchukia kama trojan,autorun, na virus wengine.
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Fita ni fita mura.......hebu kucha hapa mara moja!
 
LD said:
Nitatumia Firewall hutapata naniliu!!!
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LD loooooool!!!! nitatumia hata bluetooth kusendi mafaili yangu:fish::fish:HAOP JEEEEEEE????????
 
Slave said:
Hellow dear.unajua nilipokuona kwa mara yakwanza nili vibrate kama nokia ya tochi.naomba unipe ushirikiano nataka ni install penzi langu ktk hard disk ya cpu yako.nimekuwa mvumilivu kwako kama ram ya 125 katika hard disk ya 500 GB ukiwa wangu nitakupamba kama blog yangu.sintokuwa mbari na wewe kama monitor na cpu nitakupenda kama download link za bure. Naomba ukubari maana ukinikataa nitakuchukia kama trojan,autorun, na virus wengine.
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sina mbavu
 
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