MSAADA: What is the best way for a fast, less pain death?

Amoeba

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Aug 20, 2009
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Wakuu naomba msinitafsiri/msinielewe vibaya;
Nataka kufahamu ni njia gani ambayo m2 anaweza kuitumia kusitisha uhai (wake) kwa haraka (ukiondoa risasi)? Nataka kufahamu 2, kuna andiko hapa naliandaa!
Tanguliza shukrani
 
Siwezi kukusaidia sababu naamini kujiua ni against my principles, nikikupa ushauri nitakua natoa mchango katika kitu ambacho naamini kua ni kibaya. Samahani (ila I have quite quick, clean and painless ways)
 
hamna mtu mwenye uzoefu wa kifo..jijaribie unayohisi ni nzuri then utupe uzoefu wako
 
Siwezi kukusaidia sababu naamini kujiua ni against my principles, nikikupa ushauri nitakua natoa mchango katika kitu ambacho naamini kua ni kibaya. Samahani (ila I have quite quick, clean and painless ways)

I mean no harm to any one mkuu! Kama unahofia wasomaji wengine unaweza kuni-PM, Asante!
 
Siwezi kukusaidia sababu naamini kujiua ni against my principles, nikikupa ushauri nitakua natoa mchango katika kitu ambacho naamini kua ni kibaya. Samahani (ila I have quite quick, clean and painless ways)

Tema mate chini mkuu!
 
washa jiko la mkaa, chukua hilo jiko kisha jifungie nalo chumbani, funga madirisha yote hewa isipate kuingia kutoka nje, kunywa pombe kiwango chochote ili upate usingizi(kama siyo mlevi basi meza piriton kadhaa) kisha panda kitandani ili upitiwe na usingizi,...
 

Good shot; carbon monoxide! Thats one way brother, unaweza kuelezea kitaalam zaidi? nasubiri michango ya wadau wengine
 
Kunywa konyagi lita tano bila kula kitu,ukuzimika huamki tena.
 
Kawaulize waliokufa sio sisi kwa sababu hatujawahi kufa hatuna majibu sahihi.
 
Hahahahaaa!! Atakufa kabla hajamaliza lita tano.
Au anywe supu ya nguruwe na konyagi mizinga mitano.....anywe piriton mbili na alale asikilizie kama ataamka
Kunywa konyagi lita tano bila kula kitu,ukuzimika huamki tena.
 
I guess maybe you are writing a novel or something and you are putting up a plot nimeona hii online from yahoo answers maybe itakusaidia kwenye kitabu chako (or any creative work your doing) ila kama your suicidal talking to friends na solving the problems might help (no fun in running away from problems) anyway if this is for educational purposes check this extract

 
Thanx kwa wadau woote mliochangia, thanx kwa Voiceofreason, Tanmo, thanx kwa wote walionimail; Dr,Anonimous, na wengine!
 
Wakuu naomba msinitafsiri/msinielewe vibaya;
Nataka kufahamu ni njia gani ambayo m2 anaweza kuitumia kusitisha uhai (wake) kwa haraka (ukiondoa risasi)? Nataka kufahamu 2, kuna andiko hapa naliandaa!
Tanguliza shukrani
naomba kwanza unijuze kwa nini unataka kujiua?then nikupatie hizo njia
 
Ombeni nanyi mtapewa. Muombe Mungu akuchukue na upepo wa kisulisuli kama alivyo mchukua Eliya naye atakupa kadiri ya maombi yako
 
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