Mpenzi ya sasa bwana!!!

Mkubwa Jalala

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• Oct 11, 2012

• #1

Boy: Hallow mpenz.
Girl: Hallow baby.
Boy: Naomba leo jioni uje home.
Girl: Sitoweza kuja kwakua leo tunaenda kwenye harusi ya dada.
Boy: Basi jitahidi uje kesho.
Girl: Samahani honey keshopia sitoweza nyumbani watakuja wageni.
Boy: Oky maana nilikuwa nimekununulia BlackBerry.
Giry: Waooo nitakuja hiyo jioni na leo nitalala hukohuko, mwamwamwaaaa.
Boy: Vipi kuhusu harusi?
Girl: Honey nilikuwa ninakutania tu.
Boy: Basi hata nami nilikuwa nakutania.

 

Heart

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• Oct 11, 2012

• #2

hahahhaaa...wote wawili manyonya kudadadeki..

 

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pretty n

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Hahahaha, yah its applicable!

 

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ronald2012

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• Oct 12, 2012

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bf kizbo not an ATM machine bwana

 

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NG'ONG'ONHWI

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• Oct 12, 2012

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bab kumbwa i like it.

 

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the santana

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kunguru akifugika jua keshazaa na kuku huyo!!

 

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Mzee wa fund

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• Oct 12, 2012

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Umebuni kitu murua.

 

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GADO

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• Oct 12, 2012

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Umefunika mtu wangu safi sana ngoma droo

 

Manager

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• Oct 13, 2012

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Hizi BB zitawamaliza. Umenisuuza. Sasa nilale

 

HIMARS

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• Oct 13, 2012

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Hapo unampiga chini kwani muongo
Bb ndio code ya IFM

Sent from my BlackBerry 9860 using JamiiForums

 

Kiraka Kikuu

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• Oct 13, 2012

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Hahahaaaa...

 

stable-negro

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I've appreciated it buddy; great thought 4 sure

 

Bakulutu

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the santana said:

kunguru akifugika jua keshazaa na kuku huyo!!

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Nimecheka saaana ..the-santa..!

 

Lady N

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• Oct 14, 2012

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the santana said:

kunguru akifugika jua keshazaa na kuku huyo!!

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and this coment is the one made me more happy, hahaaaaaa!

 

ENZO

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• Oct 14, 2012

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the santana said:

kunguru akifugika jua keshazaa na kuku huyo!!

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hahahahaha...........

 

Pelham 1

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Mkubwa Jalala said:

Boy: Hallow mpenz.
Girl: Hallow baby.
Boy: Naomba leo jioni uje home.
Girl: Sitoweza kuja kwakua leo tunaenda kwenye harusi ya dada.
Boy: Basi jitahidi uje kesho.
Girl: Samahani honey keshopia sitoweza nyumbani watakuja wageni.
Boy: Oky maana nilikuwa nimekununulia BlackBerry.
Giry: Waooo nitakuja hiyo jioni na leo nitalala hukohuko, mwamwamwaaaa.
Boy: Vipi kuhusu harusi?
Girl: Honey nilikuwa ninakutania tu.
Boy: Basi hata nami nilikuwa nakutania.

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Ebwana safi
Umenikoshaaaaa
na hiyo smg
I waz sad bt am happy nw.

 

Mkubwa Jalala

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• Oct 14, 2012

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• #17

Pelham 1 said:

Ebwana safi
Umenikoshaaaaa
na hiyo smg
I waz sad bt am happy nw.

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Tehetehetehe nahilo ndio lengo la jukwaa hili.

 

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Kishiwa 44

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• Oct 16, 2012

• #18

Ngoja nicheke kwanza den ntacomment badae

 

bysange

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• Oct 16, 2012

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GADO said:

Umefunika mtu wangu safi sana ngoma droo

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Gado,droo haiwezi kuwepo bila kabati,tihi,tihi,tihiii,au ngoma inogile!so sweet

 

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Daema

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• Oct 17, 2012

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hapo mbuzi kala mkeka