Moments which you might feel so embarrassed

MIXOLOGIST · May 9, 2017

While taking my cold balimi this shit just crossed my mind:

Unaenda ugenini unatakiwa kuvua viatu alafu una soksi ambazo zinanuka au zimetoboka;

Uko kwenye mkutano watu wanapiga kelele alafu ghafla wananyamaza wakati wewe unatoa tusi linalosikika na watu wote;

Unaenda long safari alafu umekaa na demu mkali pembeni yako alafu unapata tumbo la kuhara, shit;

Embu leteni embarrassing moments so that we share experience

MeinKempf · May 9, 2017

Unapopata fursa ya kukapa na mtoto kisu kwenye siti moja afu unataka kutupia mistari ila kila ukitathmini hali ya harufu yako ya kinywa jinsi kinavyonuka vibaya (unanuka mdomo)

Inakubidi unabaki kukaa kimya tu kama fisi anayekodolea macho mkono wakat binadamu akitembea akidhan utadondoka. Maana ukiongea utachafua atmosphere kwa mtoto kisu.

MIXOLOGIST · May 9, 2017

MeinKempf said:
Unapopata fursa ya kukapa na mtoto kisu kwenye siti moja afu unataka kutupia mistari ila kila ukitathmini hali ya harufu yako ya kinywa jinsi kinavyonuka vibaya (unanuka mdomo)

Inakubidi unabaki kukaa kimya tu kama fisi anayekodolea macho mkono wakat binadamu akitembea akidhan utadondoka. Maana ukiongea utachafua atmosphere kwa mtoto kisu.

you go for chewing gum

ukhuty · May 9, 2017

MeinKempf · May 9, 2017

Sasa mpaka ukanunue si unakuta demu ashachimba (kasepa) kitambo kirefu, maana sisi sound zetu ni za timing ,Uko loose timing ume loose target , hence , out of targets.

MIXOLOGIST said:
you go for chewing gum

mkorinto · May 9, 2017

Pale unapojua sasa kila mtu mpaka mtoto anajua pamoja na mabit, mikwara, unoko, ujuaji, kiherehere ulicho nacho, imejulikana una cheti cha mwendokasi.

MIXOLOGIST · May 9, 2017

MeinKempf said:
Sasa mpaka ukanunue si unakuta demu ashachimba (kasema) kitambo kirefu, maana sisi sound zetu ni za timing ,Uko loose timing ume loose target , hence , out of targets.

For sure, you snooze you loose

MIXOLOGIST · May 9, 2017

mkorinto said:
Pale unapojua sasa kila mtu mpaka mtoto anajua pamoja na mabit, mikwara, unoko, ujuaji, kiherehere ulicho nacho, imejulikana una cheti cha mwendokasi.

Hatare kubwa

MeinKempf · May 9, 2017

Pale Unapo tumbuliwa kwenye vyeti feki wakati wewe ndo ulikuwa unawatambia wenzako mtaani, kwa mademu, baa na kazin kuwa wewe ndo inchage wa wakaguzi wa vyeti feki kanda.

Ref: mkaguzi vyeti feki naye atumbuliwa kwa vyeti feki.

MeinKempf · May 9, 2017

Definitely yes, sasa hapo lazima utakubali tu matokeo mtoto aende ukiamini Wenda kuna siku mtakutana nae tena.

MIXOLOGIST said:
For sure, you snooze you loose

MeinKempf · May 9, 2017

MIXOLOGIST said:
Hatare kubwa

Ni pale unapojibana wakati wa kuja..mba , wakati wa kelele za mziki kisha Umeme ukakata ghafla wakat kamlio kako katikati tena mbele ya demu unayemtolea umate mate,
Afu kanatoka kale kasauti kembambaaaaa...pyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....... Huku kakiambatana mubashara na mlio mkali sana na harufu mbovu zaid ya yai viza la kware jike.

MIXOLOGIST · May 9, 2017

MeinKempf said:
Ni pale unapojibana wakati wa kuja..mba , wakati wa kelele za mziki kisha Umeme ukakata ghafla wakat kamlio kako katikati tena mbele ya demu unayemtolea umate mate,
Afu kanatoka kale kasauti kembambaaaaa...ila kana mlio mkali sana na harufu zaid ya yai viza .

That shit is embarrassing, you get some nuthead screaming at you, kubwa zima umejamba

MeinKempf · May 9, 2017

Lakini huna ujanja....coz u hv been engulfed &tightened in ur ... Up roan string.

MIXOLOGIST said:
That shit is embarrassing, you get some nuthead screaming at you, kubwa zima umejamba

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