Mlevi na Polisi

[The Priest]

Polisi:Nimekuja nyumbani kwako kukupa taarifa kuwa ajali ya gari imetokea, inasemekana mke wako amefariki,naomba twende ukaangalie kama utaitambua maiti.
Mme mlevi: Potezea bhana usinisumbue,kama vipi mpige picha halafu upload facebook then unitag ukiona nime LIKE ujue ndo yeye.​

 

[The Priest]

A baby was born at the hospital laughing like crazy.The Doc saw that the baby was holding something in his hand,they carefully opened his hands apart n found an ABORTION PILL!!!! The baby looked up at his mother n said,"AM ALIVE BITCH N NO WEAPON AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!!"

 

[valid statement]

Huyo sio mlevi tu, bali pia punguani, kichaa na hayawani.Ana mawenge ya akili na ana pepo wachafu...Teh teh teh

 

[The Priest]

Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
Nyani: ni mimi!
Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?
Nyani: hapana!
Simba: basi fanya tena....

 

[sweetlady]

hahahahaha!

 

[Daniel Anderson]

Chonde chonde.....................................

 

[Viol]

Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
Nyani: ni mimi!
Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?

Nyani: hapana!
Simba: basi fanya tena....

mkuu nimependa hii,we mkare

 

[Daniel Anderson]

Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
Nyani: ni mimi!
Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?
Nyani: hapana!
Simba: basi fanya tena....

yuzanem yako mkuu na hii kama haziendani hv?

 

[The Priest]

mkuu nimependa hii,we mkare

Excellent we ni mkali zaidi...thnks

 

[The Priest]

yuzanem yako mkuu na hii kama haziendani hv?

Usijali hata sisi watumishi samtym tunahitaji tips kaa hz kupunguza stress..

 

[Daniel Anderson]

usijali hata sisi watumishi samtym tunahitaji tips kaa hz kupunguza stress..

salut mkuu.

 

[pitbull]

Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
Nyani: ni mimi!
Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?
Nyani: hapana!
Simba: basi fanya tena....

mkuu umetisha

 

[mikatabafeki]

ah haaa haaa hiyo ya simba na kali mkuu

 

[Jaguar]

Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
Nyani: ni mimi!
Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?
Nyani: hapana!
Simba: basi fanya tena....

Hata katika binadamu,mabaunsa wengi ni mapunga!mi lyk it.

 

[imma.one]

Nilipoanza kusoma hii thread nilijua tu itakuwa za kilevi kwani wewe mwenyewe mlevi tht why unatumia jina la mwenzio.
Malizana na police wako.

 

[Arshant]

Mh! Simba kaenjoy mpaka bac! Duh!

 

[Arshant]

Mh! Simba kaenjoy mpaka bac! Anataka tena na tena na tena!

 

[The Priest]

Nilipoanza kusoma hii thread nilijua tu itakuwa za kilevi kwani wewe mwenyewe mlevi tht why unatumia jina la mwenzio.
Malizana na police wako.

hahahahah haya mlevi mwenzanguuu..

 

[Cantalisia]

Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
Nyani: ni mimi!
Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?
Nyani: hapana!
Simba: basi fanya tena....

Haaaaa haaaa, bwana simbaaaaaaa!

 

[Spear_]

Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
Nyani: ni mimi!
Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?
Nyani: hapana!
Simba: basi fanya tena....

mkuu nimeikubali.....