mhogo umekwama kooni

[Viol]

Jamaa amekaa na mzungu kwenye banda la mihogo ya kukaanga wakiwa wanakula ghafla jamaa muhogo ukamkwama na maji anayo yule mzungu, weeee hapo sasa..!! Jamaa akaanza ''ZE.. ZEE.. CASAVA IZ STANDING AT ZEKOLOMELO WATER PLZ!!! Mzungu akamuangalia kisha akamwambia; ''UTAKUFA MDOGO WANGU WE SEMA TUU UNATAKA MAJI, MI MSWAHILI WA SINZA MORI, NGOZI ISIKUZUZUE."​

 

[Viol]

Msandawe kaenda safari huko marekani,alipofika hotelini akashangaa wanaongea english,kesho yake asubuhi akiwa chumbani ikabidi apige simu reception akiongea english.
Msandawe:"Tou ti tou loum tou."
Mhudumu:"Ta ta ta tou tou tou!" halafu akakata simu.

kesho yake manager akamfukuza kazi mhudumu,kumbe aliyepiga simu alikuwa anasema "bring tea to room two"​

 

[princess enny]

hahahahahah!!!

 

[farkhina]

Hehehehehe

 

[Pancras Suday]

Ex keep it up man

 

[MC babuu]

Hahahaa umetisha mkuu