Mhhh.. Moment of Silence

Jewel

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Teacher: - What's wrong?
Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me,
my mum, my dad, sleep on the same bed.

Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slappes my face & gives me a Black eye"

Teacher:- Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up desperately & squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming”







 
Its so funny, teh teh teh teh!
 
mi sijaona hayo mengine, I only saw a kid physically and sexually abused
 

kicheko kikubwa mno.!!! Wait 4 me 2, these modern kids??
 
Watoto wote wa siku hizi wako kama JONNY coz wanajua michezo yote wanayofanya wazazi wao usiku...basi tu wana-keep silent!!!!
 
Haaaaa haaa johnny johnn!yes papaaaaa!dogo anataka kukam same time na wazazi wake lol!
 
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