a man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "your honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child should be in my custody. "
the judge turned to the husband and said: "what do you have to say in your defense?"
the man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "your honor... If i put a dollar in a pepsi vending machine and a pepsi comes out...
Whose pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"