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Men: Can you handle this?

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Shapu, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. Shapu

    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    Answer: Puppies grow up.

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    Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    Answer: Because they are...

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    Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them
    forever.

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    Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which
    one would
    hit the ground first?
    Answer: Who cares?????.....

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    Question: What did God say after he created man?
    Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created
    woman!!!.

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    Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a
    UFO ?
    Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

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    Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
    business?
    Answer: (i) no mind (ii) no business

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    Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    Answer: ! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
    directions.

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    Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

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    Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
    marrying?
    Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they
    have no
    intention of driving.

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    Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    Answer: Exchange him!!

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    Question: Why do men like smart women?
    Answer: Opposites attract.
     
  2. Next Level

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  3. Baba_Enock

    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    Author?
     
  4. Shapu

    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    For sure i dont know someone sent it in my emali!

    By the way why would you need to know the author?
     
  5. RayB

    RayB JF-Expert Member

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    Hizi zingine bana
     
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