Men: Can you handle this?


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Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.

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Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

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Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.

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Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which
one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

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Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!!!.

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Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a
UFO ?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

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Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
Answer: (i) no mind (ii) no business

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Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: ! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for
directions.

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Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

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Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they
have no
intention of driving.

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Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!

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Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
 
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question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: the same urge that what makes dogs chase vehicles they
have no
intention of driving.
.....:):)!!
 

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