Men: Be careful with your Prayers to God!

[dazu]

A Man was sick and tired ​

of going to work every day ​

while his wife stayed home. ​

He wanted her to see what he went ​

through so he prayed: ​

'Dear Lord: ​

I go to work every day and put ​

in 8 hours while my wife ​

merely stays at home. ​

I want her to know what ​

I go through. ​

So, please allow her body to ​

switch with mine for a day.
'

God, in his infinite wisdom, ​

granted the man's wish. ​

The next morning, sure enough, ​

the man awoke as a woman... ​

He arose, cooked breakfast ​

for his mate, ​

Awakened the kids, ​

Set out their school clothes,​

Fed them breakfast, ​

Packed their lunches, ​

Drove them to school, ​

Came home and picked ​

up the dry cleaning, ​

Took it to the cleaners ​

And stopped at the bank ​

to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping, ​

Then drove home to put ​

away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced ​

the check book. ​

He cleaned the cat's litter box ​

and bathed the dog.. ​

Then, it was already 1 P.M. ​

And he hurried to make the beds, ​

Do the laundry, vacuum, ​

Dust, And sweep and mop ​

the kitchen floor. ​

Ran to the school to pick up ​

the kids and got into an argument ​

with them on the way home. ​

Set out milk and cookies and ​

got the kids organized to do ​

their homework. ​

Then, set up the ironing board ​

and watched TV while he ​

did the ironing. ​

At 4:30 he began peeling ​

potatoes and washing ​

vegetables for salad, ​

breaded the pork chops ​

and snapped ​

fresh beans for supper.

After supper, ​

He cleaned the kitchen, ​

Ran the dishwasher, ​

Folded laundry, ​

Bathed the kids, And put ​

them to bed. ​

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted ​

and, though his daily chores ​

weren't finished, he went to ​

bed where he was expected to ​

make love, which he managed ​

to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke ​

and immediately knelt by the ​

bed and said: - ​

Lord, I don't know what ​

I was thinking. ​

I was so wrong to envy my ​

wife's being able to stay ​

home all day. ​

Please, Oh! Please, ​

let us trade back... Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have ​

learned your lesson and ​

I will be happy to change ​

things back to the way ​

they were. ​

You'll just have to wait ​

nine months, though. ​

You got pregnant last night.'​

 

[Bundewe]

What???? Pregnant????

 

[Mtende]

hahahaaaa i wish it could be that way to all mens

 

[MUMY A]

aliona mkewe anafaidi sana lol!!!

 

[Kombo]

Loooh...!!!

 

[Kabakabana]

Asubiri kwenda leba tu

 

[Bundewe]

Asubiri kwenda leba tu

Kaazi kweli kweli!!!! Kumbe kuwa mwanaume dili!!!! Ahsante Mungu kuniumba kidume.

 

[dazu]

aliona mkewe anafaidi sana lol!!!

Inabidi naye 'afaidi' kulea mimba sasa!

 

[Bundewe]

hahahaaaa i wish it could be that way to all mens

Mh! Ushindwe na ulegee....

 

[Raia Fulani]

duuuuuuuuuuuuu! Nimechoka

 

[Mfarisayomtata]

Duuuh! Kweli wanawake wameumbiwa mateso.

 

[piper]

You never know u'r worth till u change u'r status, ni funzo la kutomdharau yeyote ambaye hujui anachopitia

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[Erickb52]

Mpaji ni Mungu

 

[dazu]

You never know u'r worth till u change u'r status, ni funzo la kutomdharau yeyote ambaye hujui anachopitia

You know the value of what you have when you miss it.

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