Mathematics Sucks

[The Fixer]

In high school, i was very poor in maths and chem. During exams, i'd get btn 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, so i would always be the 1st or 2nd from the bottom to be called out....
One day the maths results were being released out and my name wasn't among the 1st to be called out...
The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s still my paper had not been called out...Everyone kept looking at me asking, "Daamn boy, whatsup??" The teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining...I then asked myself, could i have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling anxious and happy now that i knew i had proven the so called genious wrong. Could i have got 90%? I thought my dream had been answered...The whole class was amazed as everybody kept looking at me, it was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said, "Na kuna ng'ombe ingine hapa haikuandika jina, na imepata 0!! Ka hujapata karatasi yako kuja ujichukulie."

 

[hyusuph]

Mama weeeee mbavu zangu jaman jaman

 

[excel]

In high school, i was very poor in maths and chem. During exams, i'd get btn 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, so i would always be the 1st or 2nd from the bottom to be called out....
One day the maths results were being released out and my name wasn't among the 1st to be called out...
The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s still my paper had not been called out...Everyone kept looking at me asking, "Daamn boy, whatsup??" The teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, he had one paper remaining...I then asked myself, could i have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling anxious and happy now that i knew i had proven the so called genious wrong. Could i have got 90%? I thought my dream had been answered...The whole class was amazed as everybody kept looking at me, it was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said, "Na kuna ng'ombe ingine hapa haikuandika jina, na imepata 0!! Ka hujapata karatasi yako kuja ujichukulie."

Dogo hakujiharishia kweli?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuwiiii!

nimecheka mpaka umeme umekatika!

 

[The Fixer]

Mathematics ni nomaaaa...

 

[maringeni]

Mimi hesabu ndo kila kitu. Walimu wengi wanashindwa kuhusisha hesabu na maisha yetu ya kila siku. Wao wakiingia darasani ni x na y mbele kwa mbele. Kila ufanyalo maishani lina hesabu. Kutafua pesa mpaka kutumia. Mapenzi hadi mahusiano. Hebu mwangalie bar maid anavyofanya hesabu kila siku. Nani kanywa nini, kampa nani bia gani na jumla shs ngapi kila meza. Angetumia kiasi hicho cha akili shule verere.nk