Maswali yalioninyima usingizi nilipokua mtoto

OLESAIDIMU · Jul 17, 2014

Mimi niliteseka na kujua kazini wanafanya kazi gani???!!!
Kama ni hesabu zoezi la ngapi??!!!!
Kama ni sayansi mada gani???!!
Madaftari wanapewa na nani???!!

Wasahishiwa kama sisi shuleni???!!!
Mbona hawavai yunifomu???!!

Yaaani nilidhani kazi ni kusoma, kuandika na kusahishiwa tu maana wanabeba mafaili na mikoba na kila nikichungulia wa mzee naona makabrasha kibao!!!!

OLESAIDIMU · Jul 17, 2014

Kalunde. said:
Mi nilifikiri barua zinatoka posta moja hadi nyingine kwa kupitia kwenya bomba kuubwa lililochimbiwa ardhini.

Haha haaa mi nilifikiri simu ndio iko hivo yaani mnaongea kupitia bomba!!!

Iron Lady · Jul 17, 2014

King'asti said:
Mimi sikuwahi kuwa na maswali yasiyo na jibu. Nikijiuliza swali natengeneza na jibu hapo hapo. Nilikuwa najua for sure mimba inapatikana baharini, chini ya mnazi. Mwanamke anasimama anaegemea mnazi, halafu mume anamshika tumbo anamuambia uwe na mimba ya mtoto wa kike. Afu wanarudi nyumbani (sikujua kama kuna kufanya 'matusi')

tetettee zamani hili ndio lilikuwa neno "matusi"
huwa nikitaka kumtania mume wangu namwambia ..............................
ngoja niishie hapo

ila watoto wa siku hizi wanasema mapenzi kwa nini jamani na wanayatamani TV hizi

ctl jr · Jul 17, 2014

sem2708 said:
ya kwangu yalikuwa haya:
1. je mtu akifa anapandia wapi kwenda mbinguni?
2.je raisi anakunya?

Haaaaaaah umenchekesha sana aisee mi nilikuwa nadhani Raisi anachukua vitu bure madukani yaani hanunui

Miss Neddy · Jul 17, 2014

OLESAIDIMU said:
Haha haaa mi nilifikiri simu ndio iko hivo yaani mnaongea kupitia bomba!!!

hahahaha umenikumbusha ule mchezo wa bomba mmoja anaweka sikioni mwingine mdomoni mnaongea kwa zamu lol

makalanga · Jul 17, 2014

la kwangu ni kwa nini umeme haukatiki kwenye magari

wisu · Jul 17, 2014

OLESAIDIMU said:
Mimi niliteseka na kujua kazini wanafanya kazi gani???!!!
Kama ni hesabu zoezi la ngapi??!!!!
Kama ni sayansi mada gani???!!
Madaftari wanapewa na nani???!!

Wasahishiwa kama sisi shuleni???!!!
Mbona hawavai yunifomu???!!

Yaaani nilidhani kazi ni kusoma, kuandika na kusahishiwa tu maana wanabeba mafaili na mikoba na kila nikichungulia wa mzee naona makabrasha kibao!!!!

mm nilikuwa najua manesi na madaktari huwa hawaumwi.

Ushimen · Jul 17, 2014

kazikwanza1981 said:
Nyinyi great thinkers mna vituko sipataka kuona. Mnatuvunja watu mbavu zetu huko.

That's the real meaning of great thinkers.
Never bored, needs to make people lough

mwalim.mkuu · Jul 17, 2014

Mimi nilijua pembeni ya reli wanaruhusiwa kupita wafanyakaz wa reli tuu na wakikukamata mtu mwingine wanakupa kisago

Reddish · Jul 17, 2014

baba koku said:
Kumbe wewe ni wa juzi tu wakati wa kizazi cha TV. Mimi niliamini kuwa ndani ya redio wako watu ingawa wana umbile dogo lakini wana uwezo wa kuzungumza. Siku moja kuna mtu alinidanganya kuwa baba yake alifungua redio na ndani walikuwako watu wawili.

hahahaaa et ndani ya redio alikuta watu wawili?? Wat ; wat;

Shin Lim · Jul 17, 2014

Mi nimewahi kumwuliza maza mbele ya masista na mabraza eti mjamzito yupoje! Wote wakabaki midomo wazi. Pale pale nikajua hapa nitakuwa nimetereza tu nikatoka spidi kali sana kwa sababu ilikuwa ukiongea pumba unafinywa balaa.
Siku ya pili nikatengeneza mtu wa udongo mwenye katoto ndani nikaenda kwa sista nikapasua tumbo nikauliza huyu ni mja mzito au ana mimba? We nilipata kichapo.

fungi · Jul 17, 2014

Nilikuwa najiuliza hivi mvua ya mawe ndo inakuaje na hayo yanatoka wap?

fungi · Jul 17, 2014

makalanga said:
la kwangu ni kwa nini umeme haukatiki kwenye magari

Hili swali lilinisumbua sana kupata majibu

Jerrymsigwa · Jul 17, 2014

Kuna watu mnacheksha sana duh

..je raisi anaku..nya? Aisee we fikra zako ni kiboko

Victor wa happy · Jul 17, 2014

Kwanini mwaka haubadiliki?
Huu mwaka ulikuwa unaniogopesha sana 1998,yaani kila siku tunaandika huo huo mwaka
nikajijibu,lbd utakuwa mwisho wa dunia

Mtoto halali na hela · Jul 17, 2014

Lovebird said:
..kwa nini watoto wakiume hawavalishwi teitei kengele zagongaaa..while wa kike wanavalishwa mda wote?

kwa kuwa watoto nao papuchi wanaitamani inatamaniwa

Ushimen · Jul 17, 2014

Reddish said:
hahahaaa et ndani ya redio alikuta watu wawili?? Wat ; wat;

Jamaa kanichekesha sana aiseee

OLESAIDIMU · Jul 17, 2014

miss neddy said:
hahahaha umenikumbusha ule mchezo wa bomba mmoja anaweka sikioni mwingine mdomoni mnaongea kwa zamu lol

Na ikifika usiku unaificha "simu" yako!!!

OLESAIDIMU · Jul 17, 2014

wisu said:
mm nilikuwa najua manesi na madaktari huwa hawaumwi.

Acha tu utoto, mi nikajua wafanyakazi wa benki jioni kila mmoja anaondoka na alizokusanya!!!!!

kbosho · Jul 17, 2014

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