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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by chromosome, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. c

    chromosome New Member

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    jamani kuanzia leo mimi nasema mapenzi basi. nimemkuta mpenzi wangu akiliwa denda na mjomba wangu.
    umri wa mjomba wangu ni 14yrs na wa mpnz wangu mimi ni 22yrs.
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    mjomba ni 14 au 41??

    Kama ni 14 endelea naye tu, hao watoto wanafundishana tu.

    Kwani wewe una miaka mingapi?
     
  3. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    wewe chromosome,hii ya kwako si gametic? so lazima iproduce four daughter cells? basi hayo ndo matokeo.
     
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  4. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    a a......hebu tueleweshe ili tuweze kukusaidia.....
    mapenzi ni matamu sana bana,,,,,usiache......
     
  5. Gwankaja Gwakilingo

    Gwankaja Gwakilingo JF-Expert Member

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    Utajifunzaje usipo chafuka Comrade?
     
  6. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    hivi sasa Kongosho! huyu shangazi mtu anamfundisha nini mtoto? binafsi nimecheka sana
     
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  7. aikaruwa1983

    aikaruwa1983 JF-Expert Member

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    wakati mjomba anakula denda mikono yake alikuwa ameshika sehemu gani......... isijekuwa alipaliwa na maji so Shem alikuwa anamsaidia kutafuta pumzi..........
     
  8. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!Hebu ngoja nirudie kusoma!
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    pole wangu,ila kama ni miaka 14 sioni haja ya kumwacha,by the way ni tendo la aibu sana
     
  10. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    mjomba??????
     
  11. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Nephew!
     
  12. Comi

    Comi JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmhhhhh
     
  13. A

    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh.....14yrs??
     
  14. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    did u had a thing with a 14 years old when you were 23?
     
  15. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    boss kumbe wewe mgomvi eeh! but the truth is nephew ni mshenz plus huyo shangazi yake
     
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  16. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    I had a thing with 74yrs old guy when l was 22!
     
  17. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!
     
  18. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    afu unamwona anavyojichekesha chekesha kwa wanamme?

    Mchukue mkeo.

     
  19. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    i believe that
    you were ambitious girl i guess lol
     
  20. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe umeona swali nililoulizwa lilikuwa la maana? Uliza swali bovu upate jibu bovu. Babu yangu alinifundisha!
     
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