75 min: Smalling bundles Sturridge over on the left. United are rocking a little. Mario Balotelli fancies this. Surely ... surely not. No. Balotellis effort hits the wall and the danger passes. On the subject of comedy red cards, how about Woodgates on his Real Madrid debut? says Ben Paul. He had to wait 18 months for his debut, only to score a spectacular own goal and then get sent off in the 65th minute. Granted, its not as intrinsically funny as Gerrards just was, but the context makes it hilarious.