Excel, Shyland1.You carry your girlfriend to club,after you marry her, you want her to stop clubbing! My broda, you need miracles directly from God himself.
Ntuzu na masamaki yako uliojichora chora!!!2. You have tribal marks on your body, stretch marks and scars yet you still want a tatoo... Aah!My friend, you know you gonna be a zebra, right?
Mr Rocky3. Your girlfriend dumped you for a rich man, you call her gold digger, but your sister did the same to another man, you give testimony in church saying, it is the Grace of the Lord? Brother, park well!
mwallu, Khantwe, miss neddy4. You are 6ft tall, you still wear 6 inches high heeled shoes.... Ooh my sister, you wana speak to God?
Simsemi ataua mtu leo. Sifa yake kubwa anapenda sana hela.5. You take snaps in different type of cars yet you expect your boyfriend to believe you dont cheat?aunty, are you a mechanic.
Mr Rocky anazo ya Kasinde, miss chagga, Dena Amsi, Khantwe, few to mention ... utuambie huo upiga picha umeanza lini Brother. Kaizer sio kwamba tumekusahau na team Bazazi yenu.6. You have different pictures of ladies in your phone and still you want your galfrnd to trust you. Hahaha, uncle, you are a photographer then!
Mentor vs mwallu, kiwatengu vs shansarie, utafiti vs Miss neddy .. Mzee wa udaku endeleza hii list.7. He gave you an engagement ring for over five years now and you are not married yet... Oh my dear, you be the Lords of the Rings.
kabanga, mwekundu, acheni ubahili.. mihela yoote hio?8. Your babe is licking ice cream and yet you are drinking pure water... Man, are you diabetic?
Kama ananisema vile!!! hahahahahaha9. You claim you ate Rice and beef stew and yet you vomit ugali and sukumawiki. My friend,are you Magician?
Excel, Shyland
Ntuzu na masamaki yako uliojichora chora!!!
Mr Rocky
mwallu, Khantwe, miss neddy
Simsemi ataua mtu leo. Sifa yake kubwa anapenda sana hela.
Mr Rocky anazo ya Kasinde, miss chagga, Dena Amsi, Khantwe, few to mention ... utuambie huo upiga picha umeanza lini Brother. Kaizer sio kwamba tumekusahau na team Bazazi yenu.
Mentor vs mwallu, kiwatengu vs shansarie, utafiti vs Miss neddy .. Mzee wa udaku endeleza hii list.
kabanga, mwekundu, acheni ubahili.. mihela yoote hio?
Kama ananisema vile!!! hahahahahaha
I am smelling Nigerian accent......I don't know why ooooo.1.You carry your girlfriend to club,after you marry her, you want her to stop clubbing! My broda, you need miracles directly from God himself.
2. You have tribal marks on your body, stretch marks and scars yet you still want a tatoo... Aah!My friend, you know you gonna be a zebra, right?
3. Your girlfriend dumped you for a rich man, you call her gold digger, but your sister did the same to another man, you give testimony in church saying, it is the Grace of the Lord? Brother, park well!
4. You are 6ft tall, you still wear 6 inches high heeled shoes.... Ooh my sister, you wana speak to God?
5. You take snaps in different type of cars yet you expect your boyfriend to believe you dont cheat?aunty, are you a mechanic. 6. You have different pictures of ladies in your phone and still you want your galfrnd to trust you.
Hahaha, uncle, you are a photographer then! 7. He gave you an engagement ring for over five years now and you are not married yet... Oh my dear, you be the Lords of the Rings. 8. Your babe is licking ice cream and yet you are drinking pure water... Man, are you diabetic?
9. You claim you ate Rice and beef stew and yet you vomit ugali and sukumawiki. My friend,are you Magician?
I am smelling Nigerian accent......I don't know why ooooo.
I am smelling Nigerian accent......I don't know why ooooo.
Mr Rocky anazo ya Kasinde, miss chagga, Dena Amsi, Khantwe, few to mention ... utuambie huo upiga picha umeanza lini Brother.
Tized wacha basi kutoa taarifa za siri za intelijensia bana utasababisha tushindwe kupita mtaani aise
acha umbwea Tized
Mpenz picha yangu nani anayo tena? ameipata lini? nani alimpa? au ulimforwardia through wasap? Sasa anayo ipi ya kipindi cha nyuma au ya recent?
mwambie shemeji Mr Rocky ntamsemea kwa Halle Berry wa bongo..............