Nimeyaiba sehemu. Haya ni mambo kumi ambayo hutakiwi kuyafanya kitandani. Lipi hukubaliani nalo kati ya haya? Nimeona niwaletee kama ilivyo bila kuchakachua Things you should never do in bed: Cry Even if youfind sex a beautifully moving experience or you're feeling really sad, there isno excuse for crying during sex; even if it is just one, silent tear. Crying inbed makes your partner uncomfortable and it also will make them question theirabilities in bed. Plus, crying is not sexy and makes even the best looking manor woman unattractive. Things you should never do in bed: Laugh Even thoughsex is really, really funny one of the worst things you can do in bed is laugh.You really shouldn't laugh when someone takes their clothes off, or laugh whenthey try to talk dirty. You shouldn't laugh when they do that weird orgasm faceor when they attempt to do a sexy, provocative dance. If you feel like you wantto laugh, think of very sad thoughts because as soon as you let out thesmallest of smiles you've smashed any trust and self-confidence your partnerhad. Things you should never do in bed: Check the clock Remember,when you're in the midst of a night of passion keep your eyes locked on theaction. Never, ever dare to check you watch or clock; even if sex feels like itis going on for an eternity and you have a really early meeting booked in fortomorrow morning. If you're struggling to stay focused, try giving theminstructions on how to spice up the sex. Things you should never do in bed: Compare Imagine thatthe guy or girl you really liked was finally in your bed naked and as you startto pull out your best moves, they say to you, ‘Oh, my ex didn't do it like thatand they were really good in bed'. Ouch, it'd be like a verbal arrow to yourego. Try to keep any comparisons outside the bedroom as they have noconstructive place between the sheets. Things you should never do in bed: First timeconfession There isnothing wrong with being a virgin and you should definitely tell the personyou're planning on sleeping with that you haven't done the deed before.However, you should never tell them during sex. It can be a bit of a blow andit is definitely something you need to discuss before. Things you should never do in bed: Plan your dinner Although sexcan become a little repetitive, don't plan your dinner whilst you're doing itwith your guy or girl. They will know that you're not concentrating on the jobin hand. When someone's mind is elsewhere we all instinctively sense their lackof focus and realising that you're boring your partner when having sex iscrushing. Things you should never do in bed: Fart It is neverokay to fart during sex. It is one of the most unattractive things you can everdo, whether you're a guy or a girl. Even if you think its okay to let ripbecause you think this one is going to be silent, remember the aftermath andthat lingering smell. Avoid passing wind at all costs if you want to avoidbeing kicked out of bed. Things you should never do in bed: Check Twitter Unfortunately,you can't get away with checking your Twitter account whilst having sex. Evenif you're doing the reverse cowgirl and you think you can get a sneaky peak onyour phone, you will get caught and be promptly dismissed from the bedroom.Just think, the more you concentrate and participate in sex the quicker you canget back to the Twitter-sphere; #missedyoutwitter. Things you should never do in bed: Impersonate The bedroomis not the place for jokes or impersonations. Although we know that you meantyour impersonation of their sex face to be funny, the chances are the otherperson will take offence and you'll have an unhappy, upset and potentiallydeflated guy or girl on your hands. Take our advice and leave theimpersonations for dinner parties and talent shows. Things you should never do in bed: Pressure Although youcan laugh off most embarrassing moments and mishaps that happen during sex,pressuring someone into doing something they don't want to do is unforgiveableand not funny. Sex is a sensitive issue and everyone is different when it comesto doing new or adventurous things in bed. Always ask how the other personfeels about something and never, ever pressure someone when you're in bed.