Majambo mbaya kitandani

BIN BOR · Jan 27, 2011

Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe, akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimama kitandani.

"Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani kwangu?"
"mimi ni mtakatifu Petro na hapa si kitandani kwako bali ni mbinguni"
"Ina maana nimekufa? Mbona mimi bado kijana? Naomba unirudishe duniani."
"Inawezekana, lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu, labda nikurudishe kama mbwa au kuku"

Harry akakumbuka mbwa anavyopata taabu ya kulinda, " Bora nirudi kama kuku"

Mara akajikuta yuko kwenye banda, akiwa kuku jike na matakoni kunawaka moto. Akamwona jogoo pembeni, akamwambia shida yake.

"Kaka ninasikia moto matakoni, inakuwaje?"
"Kwani hujawahi kutaga weye?" Jogoo akamjibu kwa maringo.
"Sijawahi"
"Chuchumaa, kamua kwa nguvu yai litoke."

Basi akakamua, yai la kwanza likatoka, akakamua tena yai la pili hilo! Akiwa anataka kukamua yai la tatu akasikia sauti ya mke wake.

"Harry, pumbavu wewe, unakunya kitandani!"

Gurta · Jan 27, 2011

umeniua kabsaaaaaaaaaaaa

yalaaaaaaah

coscated · Jan 27, 2011

hii kali :car:

loveness love · Jan 27, 2011

haa kumbe ndoto!!!!!!!! kesha achia nnya zake mbili.

TATIANA · Jan 27, 2011

Dah,hiyo imeniacha hoii!

N-handsome · Jan 27, 2011

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha u made my day :clap2:

gudgirl · Jan 27, 2011

mmmmh hii ya aina yake!

Chelenje · Jan 27, 2011

kwi kwi kwi tehe tehe tehe teeeheee.................nimecheka sanaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shosti · Jan 27, 2011

Hhahahahahahahahahahaaah nimecheka mpaka nami majambo mbaya yamenitoka.

makandokando · Jan 27, 2011

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......nadhani kwa leo siku yangu ndio imeisha.

BIN BOR said:
Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe, akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimama kitandani.

"Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani kwangu?"
"mimi ni mtakatifu Petro na hapa si kitandani kwako bali ni mbinguni"
"Ina maana nimekufa? Mbona mimi bado kijana? Naomba unirudishe duniani."
"Inawezekana, lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu, labda nikurudishe kama mbwa au kuku"

Harry akakumbuka mbwa anavyopata taabu ya kulinda, " Bora nirudi kama kuku"

Mara akajikuta yuko kwenye banda, akiwa kuku jike na matakoni kunawaka moto. Akamwona jogoo pembeni, akamwambia shida yake.

"Kaka ninasikia moto matakoni, inakuwaje?"
"Kwani hujawahi kutaga weye?" Jogoo akamjibu kwa maringo.
"Sijawahi"
"Chuchumaa, kamua kwa nguvu yai litoke."

Basi akakamua, yai la kwanza likatoka, akakamua tena yai la pili hilo! Akiwa anataka kukamua yai la tatu akasikia sauti ya mke wake.

"Harry, pumbavu wewe, unakunya kitandani!"

Maverick · Jan 27, 2011

.....Sina mbavu......

jcb · Jan 27, 2011

Duh wewe ni noma tena zaidi ya noma nimecheka sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sulphadoxine · Jan 27, 2011

Duhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:clap2::clap2::clap2:

terabojo · Jan 27, 2011

Hii inamfaa Rais wa Egypt....kali kweli kweli.:clap2:

Mohammed Hamad · Jan 27, 2011

shosti said:
Hhahahahahahahahahahaaah nimecheka mpaka nami majambo mbaya yamenitoka.

Kubwa au ndogo?

shosti · Jan 27, 2011

Mohammed Shossi said:
Kubwa au ndogo?

kubwa :lol:

Eng. Smasher · Jan 27, 2011

Duh!! Hii AIBU,ndoto zingine sio. Teh teh teh teh

Memo · Jan 27, 2011

Eng. Smasher said:
Duh!! Hii AIBU,ndoto zingine sio. Teh teh teh teh

Hapa namuacha huyo mwanaume saa hiyo hiyo

TzPride · Jan 27, 2011

Huu utani unanikumbusha enzi zileee nilipokuwa kikojozi....naota niko nje natoa nanihii nakojoa....naanza tu nashtuka usingizini naamka mbio wakati mkojo unatoka nawaloesha wenzangu wawili niliolala nao.....kurudi wanakuwa mbogo naishia kulala "umwango" I mean sebuleni.

GEOMO · Jan 27, 2011

Nakusalutia mkuu umenifanya simanzi yote ya kuitafakali nchi hii na wanadishaji wake inatoke kwa muda .

BIN BOR said:
Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe, akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimama kitandani.

"Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani kwangu?"
"mimi ni mtakatifu Petro na hapa si kitandani kwako bali ni mbinguni"
"Ina maana nimekufa? Mbona mimi bado kijana? Naomba unirudishe duniani."
"Inawezekana, lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu, labda nikurudishe kama mbwa au kuku"

Harry akakumbuka mbwa anavyopata taabu ya kulinda, " Bora nirudi kama kuku"

Mara akajikuta yuko kwenye banda, akiwa kuku jike na matakoni kunawaka moto. Akamwona jogoo pembeni, akamwambia shida yake.

"Kaka ninasikia moto matakoni, inakuwaje?"
"Kwani hujawahi kutaga weye?" Jogoo akamjibu kwa maringo.
"Sijawahi"
"Chuchumaa, kamua kwa nguvu yai litoke."

Basi akakamua, yai la kwanza likatoka, akakamua tena yai la pili hilo! Akiwa anataka kukamua yai la tatu akasikia sauti ya mke wake.

"Harry, pumbavu wewe, unakunya kitandani!"

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