Mtamile
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Atongo is a house boy who drinks his Boss' wine with impunity
then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious
& decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u
add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, atongo, drank from
d wine as usual & topped it up with water. Immediately he
added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in
trouble. When d Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he
knew he had nailed atongo. Atongo knowing he was in trouble
decided 2 stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home. The
Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into
action.
"atongo!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?". Atongo: No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there: "Are u insane
or what? Why when I call, u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a
question u don't answer me? " atongo retorted, "hmmm oga
when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all,
except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the
bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; & then, you
ask me a question" atongo accepted. When his boss was in d
kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, atongo" Boss answers. Atongo
then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is
not at home?" No answer. D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say
who dey sneak into d maid's room when madam no dey
house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen
shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Atongo, It is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's
name." D wife now very angry, interrupted, "that's not true. It's a
lie! Without argument." Atongo asked if she'll enter d magic
kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed. Atongo asks madam, "Who's
junior's biological father? Me or d Boss? "Madam rushed out of
the kitchen. "This kitchen needs 2 b renovated...
then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious
& decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u
add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, atongo, drank from
d wine as usual & topped it up with water. Immediately he
added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in
trouble. When d Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he
knew he had nailed atongo. Atongo knowing he was in trouble
decided 2 stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home. The
Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into
action.
"atongo!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?". Atongo: No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there: "Are u insane
or what? Why when I call, u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a
question u don't answer me? " atongo retorted, "hmmm oga
when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all,
except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the
bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; & then, you
ask me a question" atongo accepted. When his boss was in d
kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, atongo" Boss answers. Atongo
then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is
not at home?" No answer. D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say
who dey sneak into d maid's room when madam no dey
house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen
shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Atongo, It is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's
name." D wife now very angry, interrupted, "that's not true. It's a
lie! Without argument." Atongo asked if she'll enter d magic
kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed. Atongo asks madam, "Who's
junior's biological father? Me or d Boss? "Madam rushed out of
the kitchen. "This kitchen needs 2 b renovated...
