Lipi ujinga zaidi???

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

nitonye said:
Wengine kandambili kwao ni kama viatu

Kweli kabisa, mie nimeshuhudia kwa macho yangu kandambili zinatunzwa manake ndo viatu! Miaka 50 ya uhuru!

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

Kabakabana said:
yani ni madeko kwa kwenda mbele ndo nimetoka kumpa supu hapa, haya ntakungojea

Hahaha! Yaani na hivi unampa supu, ndio hatapona kabisaaa! Anza kumkorogea uji wa limao!..lol.

Kwenye manunuzi yako ya leo matunda usiweke ntakuja nayo jioni.

Kabakabana · Jan 27, 2012

sweetlady said:
Hahaha! Yaani na hivi unampa supu, ndio hatapona kabisaaa! Anza kumkorogea uji wa limao!..lol.

Kwenye manunuzi yako ya leo matunda usiweke ntakuja nayo jioni.

uji kanywa jana,wee anapenda supu ya mkia atapona tu kamaliza mabakuli mawili hapa

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

Kabakabana said:
uji kanywa jana,wee anapenda supu ya mkia atapona tu kamaliza mabakuli mawili hapa

Hahaha! Sipati picha mgonjwa anatoka kuugua kanenepa... Ila inafurahsha mgonjwa akila asee, usiombe uuguze mgonjwa ambae hana apetite!!

Midavudavu · Jan 27, 2012

Ujinga zaidi kuomba sim Banking ya CRDB ilete mvua wakati wa kiangazi.

Dena Amsi · Jan 27, 2012

Uko kwenye gari inamziki mkubwa halafu umeweka hedifoni masikio unasikiliza radio ya kwenye simu huwa sielewi kabisa

KakaJambazi · Jan 27, 2012

Namba 5 ni ujinga na ubahili wa kurithi aisee! Mwingine anaweka kidole pakukatia kbs, ka vile yy ndo aliyepiga.

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

Midavudavu said:
Ujinga zaidi kuomba sim Banking ya CRDB ilete mvua wakati wa kiangazi.

Huu ujinga au ushamba? Lolzzz

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

KakaJambazi said:
Namba 5 ni ujinga na ubahili wa kurithi aisee! Mwingine anaweka kidole pakukatia kbs, ka vile yy ndo aliyepiga.

Mie nikimpgia mtu afu akakata namgia tena namwuliza mbona umekata kwani umepiga wewe? Nna dadangu ana hiyo tabia, hujamaliza neno la mwisho anakata wakati hajapiga yeye.

Nje ya mada: naona umerudi kimya kimya! Hubishi hodi weye? Mbona kuondoka uliaga! Naimani hujambo.

bht · Jan 27, 2012

unamnunulia mumeo boxers za kufanana kaa seti hivi, halafu akilalamika unamuuliza kwani kuna ubaya gani? Anakujibu eti 'watu' watadhani yeye anavaa hiyo hiyo kila siku!

Kongosho · Jan 27, 2012

kukubali kuoa/kuolewa afu unamnyima mwenzio u-house.

stevoh · Jan 27, 2012

sweetlady said:
Hahaha! Haya bana, sipingani na unachokiamini stevoh.

sema ni ukwel au ni uongo?

Kongosho · Jan 27, 2012

Huwa anavua suruali ofisini
au wanatumia open door policy kwenye choo cha ofisini?

Namniga.

bht said:
unamnunulia mumeo boxers za kufanana kaa seti hivi, halafu akilalamika unamuuliza kwani kuna ubaya gani? Anakujibu eti 'watu' watadhani yeye anavaa hiyo hiyo kila siku!

njiwa · Jan 27, 2012

sweetlady said:
1. Kujiita romantic wakati uko single.

2. Kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size.

3. Kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha.

4. Kumwamsha mgonjwa ili umpe dawa ya usingizi.

5. Kupigiwa simu hafafu unaangalia balance yako.

6. Kutafuta remote ya TV for ten minutes wakati TV ipo karibu yako

7. Kupunguza sauti ya radio ili usome sms.

8. Kukataa kupima wakati unataka uishi kwa afya njema.

hili swali nililisikia jana XXL clouds FM...! 😛oa

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

bht said:
unamnunulia mumeo boxers za kufanana kaa seti hivi, halafu akilalamika unamuuliza kwani kuna ubaya gani? Anakujibu eti 'watu' watadhani yeye anavaa hiyo hiyo kila siku!

Huyo mume atakuwa havai sarawili au?.. Ana lake jambo lol.

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

stevoh said:
sema ni ukwel au ni uongo?

Ni ukweli.

sweetlady · Jan 27, 2012

Kongosho said:
kukubali kuoa/kuolewa afu unamnyima mwenzio u-house.

Kongosho hii imenigusa. tehe!

Kongosho · Jan 27, 2012

akikuletea mtoto wa nje???
Usije unalia, ntakuchapa afu ndo nakusaidia

sweetlady said:
Kongosho hii imenigusa. tehe!

Katavi · Jan 27, 2012

bht said:
unamnunulia mumeo boxers za kufanana kaa seti hivi, halafu akilalamika unamuuliza kwani kuna ubaya gani? Anakujibu eti 'watu' watadhani yeye anavaa hiyo hiyo kila siku!

Mwe....jamani!!

Vasco Dagama · Jan 27, 2012

bht said:
unamnunulia mumeo boxers za kufanana kaa seti hivi, halafu akilalamika unamuuliza kwani kuna ubaya gani? Anakujibu eti 'watu' watadhani yeye anavaa hiyo hiyo kila siku!

He watu watajuaje kama anavaa hiyo hiyo kwani havai suruali

Lipi ujinga zaidi???

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

R I P

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

Platinum Member

Member

Similar Discussions