Lies detector Robot

[Eeka Mangi]

A Man bought a lie Detector Robot
which slaps people who lie...
He decided to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asked his
son...
''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was
in class''.... Son replied.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaped
Son. The Son went like,...''ok... l lied, l went to the
movies''...
Dad asked...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''....
Son replied....''Twack!!''.. Robot slaped son again!....
''Ok!!..Ok... It was Porn!!''.... Son confessed.
Dad got Angry and sayed...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your
age, l didn't even know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!''
Robot slaped Dad!...
The man's wife who had been quiet all that while said...''
Forgive him Dear, After all, He's your Son'' ......
''Twack!!!' Robot Slaped mum....!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Haris]

So fun

 

[Malumbizo]

du sitak kudanganya nisje nikapigwa na mimi

 

[Malumbizo]

du sitak kudanganya nisje nikapigwa na mimi[/QU

 

[Geraldo DaVinci]

hahahaha wamepatika

 

[PINER]

kwahiyo na mama amekula kibao kwasaabab amesema uongo mtoto si wa yule baba au?...

 

[Eeka Mangi]

kwahiyo na mama amekula kibao kwasaabab amesema uongo mtoto si wa yule baba au?...

Ndo hivyo mkuu mama naye alidanganya kumbe jamaa alikuwa akilea tu.

 

[KIDOSHO]

hahaha so funny nimeipenda hii zikija bongo hapa wataumbuka wengi sana.... "ulikuwa wapi>? foleni sana leo pia bosi aliniachia kazi nyingi.....Twack!!! hahahaha ndoa zitadumuuu