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Feb 10, 2010


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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with her for $500. So they do.

Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with
him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,realizing that
the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send
a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1) It had never been occupied

2) That there was plenty of heat

3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the Check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment
to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular si z e, but if
you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
Landlady in your home for resolution !!!!!


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