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Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Its such a shame sijawaletea ujumbe toka kwenye bible ila nawaahidi sio mwisho hazikuwa kiki za Mako wa Masogange. Nipo home recording is tough, watoto kila dakika wanaingilia instrumental. Ila nikirudi tu maskani nawaletea kitu.
For now tuendelee kumpa Kaisari yaliyo yake kaisari.
Wanawake wengi hususani sisi born town, born here watoto wa Kino, Migomigo, Ilala, Mikocheni, Sinza, Tabata kitambo hiko watoto wa mujini ni issue sanaa. We are facing real life struggle. Tumelelewa kimayai mayai malezi flani amazing. Kama mimi fikiria malezi gani i say anything to anyone, hata humu siogopi mtu, ofisini ndo kabisaaa, mtaani nimeshindikana. Watoto wa Mwinyi ni jipuuuuuuu.
Sasa kuna kaka zangu Average Joes, amabo ni kaka zetu wengi wetu, ndugu zetu, familia zetu, wapo wana hustle life halijakaa poa bado. They are hardworking and all ila bado kwa level za mwanamke. Hakuna kipimo cha average Joe, kwangu a well accomplished man kwa regina mengi ni average joe wa mwishooo kabisaaa. Average Joe kwangu kwa wanawake wa kitaa ni big fish catch.
Sasa shoga angu wa damuuuuu, ni Dr, na single mom, akaja kjniambia Lara time is oveeeer, like really over, tusichague sanaa, we should make it work na hawa hawa average Joe. They are the real dela sijui nini. Heheheeeeeee! Uzee mbaya sanaaaa. Si unaona wenye hela tunatumikaaa tu, mwisho wa siku hela zinafata hela kama baba J. Mi nimechoka, na down grade namkubalia Average Joe mmoja anashamba sijui la green house sijui analima mboga mboga was working in a bank ila akaachishwa. Long long story. Hahhaaaaa. Mi nikamwambia Mwili wako chaguo lako ukijitoa sadaka haya ukigawa sandakalawe haya. Mimi kama kawaida GET RICH OR DIE TRYING sina option ingine.
Akaanza oooh kwanza mama zetu waliwakubali averageJoe. We baba ako alikuwa na nini, unajua tunawakaidi wazazi. Hahaaaa. She just couldnt do it alone alihitaji approval japo moja tu. Nikamwambia that was the 80s plus hawakuzaliwa Kinondoni to know any better. Mama alitoka mgombani sawa alikuja mjini lwa dada mdogo form 1, kasoma mzizima jangwani, still she is from the bush, jembe anashika vizuri, anafuga, you cant take the bush out of a girl. Yeye alikuwa ahana option, either akae kwa shemeji au average Joe mdingi. Sasa we are born in better times, we have options, we should thank God.
Huku na huku akasema nimeamua i am going out with him, sihitaji approval wala explanation to do. Akawa kaja mdada mwingine mdogo tu, tukamwambia WE ARE HAPPY FOR YOU. Sasa the plot aliokuwa anatupa was very easy. Like AVERAGE JOES ARE NOT MEN BUT SAINTS. Analeta Akapelaaa za kitaaa.
Hadija huyo dogo akaniuliza sister Lara, hivi Dr. Hawajui wanaume wa uswazii hukuuuu, heheheeeee. Anacheza na mito. Nikamwambia tulia mtoto akililia wembe mpe, mwache achezeee FREE P wiki tu akili zitamkaa. Yule maisha boraa wamekaa sanaa Botswana huko kala bataaa, ashamaliza raha za dunia mwache achezee libolo Fc. Hadija akawa is she serious nikamwambia itafahamika.
Tukaitwa kumfahamu shemela, mimi tenaa sura ya mtu roho ya shetani. Shemela akaona shem si ndo mimi navompamba, nikaenda mpaka shamba na Dr, nikaomba na nyanya. Sasa Dr kuanza kupost picha za Shamba Man, Muhaya baby dady kakata fungu la matumizi by 80%. Walikuwa wanapasha kiporo. Muhaya was loaded from way back when. Japo ana matatizo yake ila hajajutia kuzaa nae. Kama seriali hakaukiwi mafunguuu.
Akaniambia napambana na mhaya atakataje fungu, Nikampa tu live shamba boy akijua hakuoiii ngooo, kwanza atastuka kujua bado mnapeana mafungu, come on you are a Dr, unafanya part time kwenye miradi, unauza nguo, your dad is loaded, you can make it work. Kumbuka uliamua mwenyeweee bila kushinikizwa. You can make it work, give Shamba man a chance. Mpe fair chance, cause mkioana Muhaya hatoleta hela. After all bado madolla ya kutosha hio shule ya mtaala wa cambriage, be appreciative. It was okay to push the limits before cause si ulikuwa unampa mzigo, sahivi dont try it kabisaa, just let it go.
They were going strong for about 3 month, the guy is good, very humble, very down to earth, anajua. Kumtreat mdada but blantantly LAZY. Sio hustler, wa kufosi kingi. Ana hio green house yake basi. Hafanyi chochoteee like it pays that much. Mtu wa kuridhikaaa na vitu vidogo sanaa. Akikusimulia kuhusu hio green house sasa weeeee utapenda, he can never be more proud na hio bustani sijui shamba. Hahahaaaa. Living the life of his dream, heheeheeee.
Muhaya akaacha kutoa ada kabisaa, madai kayumba kiuchumi ila mi namjua hustler yule kaka sijapata ona, the guy anafanya kazi 6 sio wa kufilisika wala kuyumba. Dr. Kapaniki, nikamwambia you can make it make it work, remember wewe ni Dr. (MD) Usijichukulie poa, piga Over time za kutosha hapo, komaa dukani, pesa karatasi. Wapiiii. Usicheche na ada ya $3000 chupi inaweza ikubane watu wahisi K kubwa chupi ndogo. Heheeeee.
Akaanza kusandaaa sasa. Nikamwambia mwambie shemelaaa, si mko wote for better, for worse. Ongea nae uone atakusaidia vipi. Usiconclude bila kumpa fair chance we mwambie msikize atasemaje, anachangia nini kwenye ada ya mtoto wenu. Akamwambia. Guess what alichomjibu. Shule ghali sanaa hio, mambo ya kuishi nje ya uwezo hayaweziii. Msaada ataompa ni kumpeleka Canosa na shule zingine affordable watafute nafasi. Heheehehee. Dr was furious, burning, kidogo amwambie ITS OVER. Eti anasema hivo cause sio mtoto wake.
Nikamwambia ofcourse sio mtoto wake hio ni FACT na the guy hana mtoto so hajui uchungu wa mtoto, still unaweza kulipa hio ada alone, mbona hela ndogo for your childs education, come on. You can always ask your dad his pension is larger than life, cut the guy some slack hajakunyima ila HANA to be fair. Muhaya ndo kakunyima. Fight kuipata kwanza ndo uombe uombe kwa watu. Akauliza HOW, HOW. Au niweke kwa mtu temporary naadhirika. Heheheeeeeee. Nikamwambia ziko legit jobs za kupata hio hela swala ni JE UTAZIWEZAAA.
Nawezaaaaaa. Nikamwambia anza kuuza vitafunwa maofisini, i was being sarcastic hahaaaa. Luckly akaona ni wazo zuri. Tukamtafutia tenda 4 za vitafunwa ofisini kwangu na kwa shoga zangu wa 2 na kwao. She is too lazy kukanda ule unga, akapika chapati kama ngumiiii, heheheee, nikamwambia you cant be serious huwezi kuuza this shit, watu wataharishaa after all nimekupigia debe, my reputation is at stake. Shoga jiko huliwezi, ushazoea enjoface fanya uwe unaamka saa 9 wahi magomeni nunu 100, 100 uza 500 faida 400 yote. Akapata mwanga. Average Joe anamwamsha mke mtarajiwa heheeeee. Siku 3 tu Hoiiiiiiiiii. Heheheeeee. Ananiambia si ninunu vya siku 2, nisiamke kila siku. Nikamwambia ukianza kutulisha lulala mie mwenyewe nitakuwa siliiii. Heheee. 2 weeks gig ya vitafunwa ikamshindaaa.
INAENDELEA
INAENDELEA LIVE KUTOKA KITAAA.
Its such a shame sijawaletea ujumbe toka kwenye bible ila nawaahidi sio mwisho hazikuwa kiki za Mako wa Masogange. Nipo home recording is tough, watoto kila dakika wanaingilia instrumental. Ila nikirudi tu maskani nawaletea kitu.
For now tuendelee kumpa Kaisari yaliyo yake kaisari.
Wanawake wengi hususani sisi born town, born here watoto wa Kino, Migomigo, Ilala, Mikocheni, Sinza, Tabata kitambo hiko watoto wa mujini ni issue sanaa. We are facing real life struggle. Tumelelewa kimayai mayai malezi flani amazing. Kama mimi fikiria malezi gani i say anything to anyone, hata humu siogopi mtu, ofisini ndo kabisaaa, mtaani nimeshindikana. Watoto wa Mwinyi ni jipuuuuuuu.
Sasa kuna kaka zangu Average Joes, amabo ni kaka zetu wengi wetu, ndugu zetu, familia zetu, wapo wana hustle life halijakaa poa bado. They are hardworking and all ila bado kwa level za mwanamke. Hakuna kipimo cha average Joe, kwangu a well accomplished man kwa regina mengi ni average joe wa mwishooo kabisaaa. Average Joe kwangu kwa wanawake wa kitaa ni big fish catch.
Sasa shoga angu wa damuuuuu, ni Dr, na single mom, akaja kjniambia Lara time is oveeeer, like really over, tusichague sanaa, we should make it work na hawa hawa average Joe. They are the real dela sijui nini. Heheheeeeeee! Uzee mbaya sanaaaa. Si unaona wenye hela tunatumikaaa tu, mwisho wa siku hela zinafata hela kama baba J. Mi nimechoka, na down grade namkubalia Average Joe mmoja anashamba sijui la green house sijui analima mboga mboga was working in a bank ila akaachishwa. Long long story. Hahhaaaaa. Mi nikamwambia Mwili wako chaguo lako ukijitoa sadaka haya ukigawa sandakalawe haya. Mimi kama kawaida GET RICH OR DIE TRYING sina option ingine.
Akaanza oooh kwanza mama zetu waliwakubali averageJoe. We baba ako alikuwa na nini, unajua tunawakaidi wazazi. Hahaaaa. She just couldnt do it alone alihitaji approval japo moja tu. Nikamwambia that was the 80s plus hawakuzaliwa Kinondoni to know any better. Mama alitoka mgombani sawa alikuja mjini lwa dada mdogo form 1, kasoma mzizima jangwani, still she is from the bush, jembe anashika vizuri, anafuga, you cant take the bush out of a girl. Yeye alikuwa ahana option, either akae kwa shemeji au average Joe mdingi. Sasa we are born in better times, we have options, we should thank God.
Huku na huku akasema nimeamua i am going out with him, sihitaji approval wala explanation to do. Akawa kaja mdada mwingine mdogo tu, tukamwambia WE ARE HAPPY FOR YOU. Sasa the plot aliokuwa anatupa was very easy. Like AVERAGE JOES ARE NOT MEN BUT SAINTS. Analeta Akapelaaa za kitaaa.
Hadija huyo dogo akaniuliza sister Lara, hivi Dr. Hawajui wanaume wa uswazii hukuuuu, heheheeeee. Anacheza na mito. Nikamwambia tulia mtoto akililia wembe mpe, mwache achezeee FREE P wiki tu akili zitamkaa. Yule maisha boraa wamekaa sanaa Botswana huko kala bataaa, ashamaliza raha za dunia mwache achezee libolo Fc. Hadija akawa is she serious nikamwambia itafahamika.
Tukaitwa kumfahamu shemela, mimi tenaa sura ya mtu roho ya shetani. Shemela akaona shem si ndo mimi navompamba, nikaenda mpaka shamba na Dr, nikaomba na nyanya. Sasa Dr kuanza kupost picha za Shamba Man, Muhaya baby dady kakata fungu la matumizi by 80%. Walikuwa wanapasha kiporo. Muhaya was loaded from way back when. Japo ana matatizo yake ila hajajutia kuzaa nae. Kama seriali hakaukiwi mafunguuu.
Akaniambia napambana na mhaya atakataje fungu, Nikampa tu live shamba boy akijua hakuoiii ngooo, kwanza atastuka kujua bado mnapeana mafungu, come on you are a Dr, unafanya part time kwenye miradi, unauza nguo, your dad is loaded, you can make it work. Kumbuka uliamua mwenyeweee bila kushinikizwa. You can make it work, give Shamba man a chance. Mpe fair chance, cause mkioana Muhaya hatoleta hela. After all bado madolla ya kutosha hio shule ya mtaala wa cambriage, be appreciative. It was okay to push the limits before cause si ulikuwa unampa mzigo, sahivi dont try it kabisaa, just let it go.
They were going strong for about 3 month, the guy is good, very humble, very down to earth, anajua. Kumtreat mdada but blantantly LAZY. Sio hustler, wa kufosi kingi. Ana hio green house yake basi. Hafanyi chochoteee like it pays that much. Mtu wa kuridhikaaa na vitu vidogo sanaa. Akikusimulia kuhusu hio green house sasa weeeee utapenda, he can never be more proud na hio bustani sijui shamba. Hahahaaaa. Living the life of his dream, heheeheeee.
Muhaya akaacha kutoa ada kabisaa, madai kayumba kiuchumi ila mi namjua hustler yule kaka sijapata ona, the guy anafanya kazi 6 sio wa kufilisika wala kuyumba. Dr. Kapaniki, nikamwambia you can make it make it work, remember wewe ni Dr. (MD) Usijichukulie poa, piga Over time za kutosha hapo, komaa dukani, pesa karatasi. Wapiiii. Usicheche na ada ya $3000 chupi inaweza ikubane watu wahisi K kubwa chupi ndogo. Heheeeee.
Akaanza kusandaaa sasa. Nikamwambia mwambie shemelaaa, si mko wote for better, for worse. Ongea nae uone atakusaidia vipi. Usiconclude bila kumpa fair chance we mwambie msikize atasemaje, anachangia nini kwenye ada ya mtoto wenu. Akamwambia. Guess what alichomjibu. Shule ghali sanaa hio, mambo ya kuishi nje ya uwezo hayaweziii. Msaada ataompa ni kumpeleka Canosa na shule zingine affordable watafute nafasi. Heheehehee. Dr was furious, burning, kidogo amwambie ITS OVER. Eti anasema hivo cause sio mtoto wake.
Nikamwambia ofcourse sio mtoto wake hio ni FACT na the guy hana mtoto so hajui uchungu wa mtoto, still unaweza kulipa hio ada alone, mbona hela ndogo for your childs education, come on. You can always ask your dad his pension is larger than life, cut the guy some slack hajakunyima ila HANA to be fair. Muhaya ndo kakunyima. Fight kuipata kwanza ndo uombe uombe kwa watu. Akauliza HOW, HOW. Au niweke kwa mtu temporary naadhirika. Heheheeeeeee. Nikamwambia ziko legit jobs za kupata hio hela swala ni JE UTAZIWEZAAA.
Nawezaaaaaa. Nikamwambia anza kuuza vitafunwa maofisini, i was being sarcastic hahaaaa. Luckly akaona ni wazo zuri. Tukamtafutia tenda 4 za vitafunwa ofisini kwangu na kwa shoga zangu wa 2 na kwao. She is too lazy kukanda ule unga, akapika chapati kama ngumiiii, heheheee, nikamwambia you cant be serious huwezi kuuza this shit, watu wataharishaa after all nimekupigia debe, my reputation is at stake. Shoga jiko huliwezi, ushazoea enjoface fanya uwe unaamka saa 9 wahi magomeni nunu 100, 100 uza 500 faida 400 yote. Akapata mwanga. Average Joe anamwamsha mke mtarajiwa heheeeee. Siku 3 tu Hoiiiiiiiiii. Heheheeeee. Ananiambia si ninunu vya siku 2, nisiamke kila siku. Nikamwambia ukianza kutulisha lulala mie mwenyewe nitakuwa siliiii. Heheee. 2 weeks gig ya vitafunwa ikamshindaaa.
INAENDELEA
INAENDELEA LIVE KUTOKA KITAAA.
