L.o.l

[fundiaminy]

Kibaki, JK and Mugabe got
lost in the forest and were
captured by cannibals. The
cannibal king told them they could
live if they pass a test. The first
step of the test was to go to the
forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruit. So all three
presidents went separate ways to
gather fruits.
Kibaki came back and said to the
king, "I brought ten apples." The
king then explained the test to
him. "You have to shove the fruits
up your butt without any
expression on your face or you'll
be eaten."
The first apple went in.. but on the
second one Kibaki winced out in
pain, so he was killed.
JK then arrived and
showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the test
to JK he thought this
should be easy. So in they went
1..
2..
3..
4..
5..
6..
7..
8.. and on the 9th berry he burst
out in laughter and was killed.
Kibaki and JK met in
heaven. Kibaki asked, "Why did
you laugh, you almost got away
with it?" Then JK replied, "I
couldn't help it, I saw Mugabe
coming with pineapples!"

 

[Geraldo DaVinci]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Mwana kinyonga]

Duh,we ni nomaaa!

 

[driller]

duh:shock:

 

[MUMY A]

ingekua kibaki asingeuawa....sura ngumu

 

[Kombo]

Daaah...!

 

[piper]

Ha ha ha ha, du hiyo kali, pineapple? angefumua wall yote, mkulu alikuwa sahihi kucheka

 

[Erickb52]

Hahahahaaaa kali aisee

 

[hayaka]

utani mwingine!!!!

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Duh! Yaani nimecheka halafu nikajikuta nikijilazimisha kujizuia nisicheke,
naomba nisiulizwe sababu...

 

[Raimundo]

Kama namuona Kikwete alivyocheka, inaonekana jamaa anapotezewaga concentration na vitu vingi hadi hawezi kufanya majukumu yake ambayo ni core.

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Looh;ina maana JK aliweza kuingiza madude 9...
mh...
ina maana JK ni ...
malizia mwenyewe mi naogopa ban!!!

 

[Utamaduni]

Kujicheka ni asili yake,

hadi kwenye misiba anacheka na kwenye mafuriko, sembuse hapo asicheke?

 

[kizazi kipya]

haiwezekani wakutane mbinguni..walimeet motoni hao