Kibaki, JK and Mugabe got lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told them they could live if they pass a test. The first step of the test was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three presidents went separate ways to gather fruits. Kibaki came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the test to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in.. but on the second one Kibaki winced out in pain, so he was killed. JK then arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the test to JK he thought this should be easy. So in they went 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. Kibaki and JK met in heaven. Kibaki asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Then JK replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw Mugabe coming with pineapples!"