Kizungu wito jamani, hebu ona hii

[Good Father]

A TAXI DRIVER STOPS AT SHELL GARAGE
Driver: Kijana naomba unijazie tank yangu.
Petrol attendant: I only speak English sir, could
you please say that in
English?...
Driver: Oh! Ok Good morning, I currently feel a
profound desire to
replenish the propellant of my motorized
automobile, therefore I cordially
request that you transfer from your subterranean
reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest
octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the said means of
perambullation to the brim.
Petrol attendant: Mheshimiwa hutaniwi? Mimi naongea kiswahili tuu.

 

[Giambattista Vico]

Hahahahahahah alifkiri kiingereza ni kihaya uyooo!!!!🙂

 

[Swagatwende]

Duh mbavu zangu , hana hamu huyo harudi
tena hapo lazima akapumzike kidogo

 

[cute b]

Alijua watu wote vingereza vyao ni vya is the...i mean....hahahaaa alijuta

 

[maroon7]

Huyo dereva atakua Mr. Metusela yule aloitwa kwenye interview akawa anamwaga mabomba panel haimuelewi ikabidi wamuage

 

[malone de malone]

alijuta

 

[bysange]

Hahahaaaaaaa ukitoka hapo unaenda kupata dawa za kutuliza maumivu

 

[Humphrey Mrema]

nimeipenda hiyo.

 

[morana]

Ha ha hahahhaha

 

[Super Handsome]

Huyo dereva atakua Mr. Metusela yule aloitwa kwenye interview akawa anamwaga mabomba panel haimuelewi ikabidi wamuage

Hahah hebu nipe hiyo ilikua wapi?

 

[maroon7]

Hahah hebu nipe hiyo ilikua wapi?

ni vichekesho vya wanigeria vilisambaa whatsap

 

[Super Handsome]

ni vichekesho vya wanigeria vilisambaa whatsap

Too bad sikuwahi kipata!

 

[SHIEKA]

A TAXI DRIVER STOPS AT SHELL GARAGE
Driver: Kijana naomba unijazie tank yangu.
Petrol attendant: I only speak English sir, could
you please say that in
English?...
Driver: Oh! Ok Good morning, I currently feel a
profound desire to
replenish the propellant of my motorized
automobile, therefore I cordially
request that you transfer from your subterranean
reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest
octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the said means of
perambullation to the brim.
Petrol attendant: Mheshimiwa hutaniwi? Mimi naongea kiswahili tuu.

Kijana kaanzisha mechi.Alipoona penalti inapigwa kang'oa magoli na kukimbia! Hahahaaaaa!

 

[BATTO]

hahaha huyo jamaa amenikumbusha mbali nilikutana na hii..what is your normocrenture..,

 

[chuki]

Huyo dereva atakua Mr. Metusela yule aloitwa kwenye interview akawa anamwaga mabomba panel haimuelewi ikabidi wamuage

Metusela ni sheedaaaa, ngumu kumeza.

 

[Daata]

Duh lazima ukimbie.

 

[Danny Agustin]

fantastic

 

[KakaKiiza]

Atakuwa ajamuwekea diesel badala ya petrol kweli...

 

[cellinityo-murdch]

ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa full kuaibika

 

[goalgetter]

kikristro kimepanda ndege, unachokoza nyuki kizembe!