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Kiswahili cha Mwenyekiti Wa Mtaa Mkurya Msibani!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wambandwa, May 14, 2011.

  1. Wambandwa

    Wambandwa JF-Expert Member

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    Nduku sangu tuko habha kwa chambo mocha, Rhobi ame***** na kaka yake usiku wa reo. Ku***** si chambo la mcheso reo ka***** Rhobi kesho nta***** mimi keshokutwa wewe, chusi Ghati ari***** na papa sake wawiri kwa pamoja kila mtu si rasma a*****? Hee mbona mnacheka? Hibhi chambo ra ku***** ni ra ghuchekesha chamani mnanitia aibu. Mwengine akasema msee Matiku marisa kabhura uchi hauchapoa tuna ncha..........
     
  2. toghocho

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    hii nimecheka hiii
     
  3. Obe

    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alimkumbusha mzee matiku kuhusu uchi wa moto na kiboro cha jana, nimecheka sana na usiku wangu utakuwa mnono sana mura
     
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    ChiefmTz JF-Expert Member

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    Acheni utani mbaya
     
  5. M

    Mmongolilomo Senior Member

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    Duh hii ni zaidi. Kikombe kya kyuma na kyai kya moto.
     
  6. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nahisi Wa2 wengine cjui wanapewa vyeo kwa sbb ya ukoo ama sbb ya fedha aliyonayo Mi cjui kabisa. Maana M/kiti wa mtaa ama kitongoji kuongea lugha ya Taifa kwa ubovu huo Mi naona asingestahi uongozi hata wa ukoo wao licha ya mtaa. Ushuzi mtupu tu.
     
  7. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    unaweza ukakuta kwa hapo kijijini yeye ndio mtaalam zaidi wa lugha.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaahah! hii sawa hii.
     
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka kwa kweli. Amalizie tu ili wa***** wakapate uchi na kibhoro (ashakum)
     
  10. sinafungu

    sinafungu JF-Expert Member

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    ili uwe mwenyekiti ni lazima ujue kiswahili kuliko wote, HIYO NDO SIFA KUU
     
  11. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahahahah
    dahhhhh sina hamu.mmhh
    hii kali.
     
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    Nalonga JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu!
     
  13. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa.... Jaman jaman hata ningekuwa mm ningekuwa nacheka 2uu japo ni msiban. Mana ninakumbuka niliudhuria msiba mmoja mchungaj akachapia watu wote wakacheka sasa cjui hii ingekuwaje
     
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    mwita ke mwita JF-Expert Member

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    sasa mura mbona hao wenyekhiti siku hizi hatuwaoni mbane hii umechaghachua
     
  15. UmkhontoweSizwe

    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

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    We cheza na wakurya tu, watakugecha na mapanga yao. Ndo utawajua wao ni kina nani?
    Kama watu wote wana*****, basi huo mtaa haufai kuhamia.
     
  16. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    wwwwoy woy woy woy hahahahahahahahah
     
  17. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    ............kazi kwelikweli.........
     
  18. cheze

    cheze JF-Expert Member

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    Kanathiombaye Mura!!!!Nipatie CHIBUZI (chips) na kakokakora barrridiiiiiii kama KIRUNGURI.
     
  19. Elungata

    Elungata JF-Expert Member

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    BWaaaahahahaha hohohoho heeeh...

    Man una mambo.hivi hili jina la robi nini asili yake mura?
     
  20. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah...mura umenichekesha sana....fita ni fita..
     
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