kasinde is in a crash with...!

[sosoliso]

whaaaaaaat? Paloma is your sweetness?

oh my!! Palomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! run here kwikly!

Excel ulishawahi kuona volkano ikilipuka..? Halafu imagine sasa ikulipukie usoni..! Wewe endelea tuu..

 

[excel]

Excel ulishawahi kuona volkano ikilipuka..? Halafu imagine sasa ikulipukie usoni..! Wewe endelea tuu..

Kaizer! hebu ongea na huyu... nahisi anatamani kuishi guantanamo!!!

sitaki shida mimi!

 

[mwaride]

Now was it the guy or the car?

Who is gonna hump you? The guy or the car?

Who is gonna hold ya?

SMDH.

hujui hata ubora wa bidhaa unategemea packaging quality au?

 

[Isumbwile]

Love mysteries, kama muvi vile!

 

[Kasie]

exactly..! sasa cha kufanya, fasta fasta ni-pm nim-pm aku-pm namba yako na namba yake!

sawa?

Yaani kila niki pm naambiwa am not allowed to pm excel mmmhh basi nimechemsha kadhalika na nikijaribu ku m pm Kaizer au macho ya watu ndo yanazuia pm igome??

 

[Kasie]

good Kasinde, now do ze nidiful

CC Excel

I do the needful ila ur pm is not reachable, itakuwa macho ya watu na hv mie muoga kupigwa au kumwagiwa maji au mwenye mali kaniwekea block nisi kuaccess...

 

[Kasie]

Kasindeeeeee!!! happy mamaz day!! Kaizer also wished you that!!

he is sick now because of missing someone..!!

Thank you for wishing me the day, am happy yaani nilijuwa uwanjani pale mwemve yanga, nimechezaje tarumbeta??
Hapa nahemea juu juu kwa nyama choma za hapo viwanja vya ustawi wa jamii

 

[Kasie]

Happy womens' day Kasinde!

Asante bestkaribu viwanja vya ustawi wa jamii kijitonyama

 

[Watu8]

Asante bestkaribu viwanja vya ustawi wa jamii kijitonyama

Nipo hapa getini kwenye hizi bendera za coca...upo wapi wewe?

 

[Kasie]

Nipo hapa getini kwenye hizi bendera za coca...upo wapi wewe?

Heheheheee best mungu wangu looh!! Niko ndani huku nshashiba nyama naskia usingizi naenda kwenye fukwe sasa nikapunge upepo niogelee kidogo chakula kikae sawa.
Karibu napita hapo na bajaji natoka kama vp karibu tuelekwe ufukweni au wewe ndo unaingia?

 

[Watu8]

Karibu napita hapo na bajaji natoka kama vp karibu tuelekwe ufukweni au wewe ndo unaingia?

Ndio kwanza nimekuja kuangaza macho na kuona nini chaendelea...

Ufukweni nenda mwenyewe siye wengine twatoka bara bahari twaiogopa kama nini...

 

[Kijakazi]

Habari zenu wapendwa,

Jioni hii wakati narudi nyumbani nikiwa kwenye foleni ndani ya kibito changu mdogo mdogo from Posta town city to home daaah!

Tulikutana uso kwa uso na kijana aliyekuwa akiendesha nissan patrol namba T...AQN mweeh! Ilikuwa akinitazama gari zikisogea nami namtazama ukawa ndo kamchezo.

Baada ya kupita mataa ya maktaba tukapotezana nyomi lilikuwa kali balaa hee kuja kustuka maeneo ya DSTV pale karibu na st. Peters kijana huyu hapa akanitupia jicho nami nikamtizama hahahhaaaa!

Gari zikasogea mdogo mdogo akanipungia mkono nikabaki whaaaooo!

Nikafreez sikuweka ku wave back so sad we were parting baada ya kufika mbuyuni yeye akaelekea namanga mie nikanyoosha to morocco.

Ila baada ya kumpita akisubiria jukata namanga nilimpungia sjui kama aliona...

Guy your wave left a smile on my face and double heart beats on my heart till I realise that am in crash with you nissan guy.

So sad hatufahamiani hata majina but I enjoy your looking, good night!

Ila usingizi hauji sasa.......!! daah!!

Wewe Ni Muongo!
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[excel]

Thank you for wishing me the day, am happy yaani nilijuwa uwanjani pale mwemve yanga, nimechezaje tarumbeta??
Hapa nahemea juu juu kwa nyama choma za hapo viwanja vya ustawi wa jamii

whaaaaat?? kumbe mwembe yanga hapo tuuu magomeni ndo mitaa yako eenh? qudadeki!

sasa ngoja nimwandae Kaizer...! tutazila sana hizo nyama!! wanawake hoyeee!!
Kasinde juu!! lol!

jiandae kwa ugeni mzito sana kasinde!! kaizer is coming with excellent

 

[excel]

Yaani kila niki pm naambiwa am not allowed to pm excel mmmhh basi nimechemsha kadhalika na nikijaribu ku m pm Kaizer au macho ya watu ndo yanazuia pm igome??

hivi kasinde huo uswahili utakufikisha wapi??

we ngoja sasa nijiwekee supa nanii nije!! hahaaa!!

 

[Karucee]

hujui hata ubora wa bidhaa unategemea packaging quality au?

Hapa siongelei nguo alizovaa ama what he looks like.

So packaging inakujaje?

 

[Masikini_Jeuri]

aiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 nilikuwa sayari gani mie?