Je uko kwenye kundi gani la MAHABA?

[Miss Neddy]

wengine wanabadilisha namba kulingana na mazingira usipompoa hela namba saba inakuhusu

 

[Scale]

Ha ha haa aaah! Balaa!
Na baridi hizi!

 

[Tarime one]

Dah raha kwelikweli asubuhi hii na kibaridi umenifurahisha na hiyo chaga song.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

wengine wanabadilisha namba kulingana na mazingira usipompoa hela namba saba inakuhusu

miss neddy umetisha

 

[Bantu Lady]

Hahahaaa Bujibuji weee ID yako tu mi penda sana.
Kwangu hapo haipo naona.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hahahaaa Bujibuji weee ID yako tu mi penda sana.
Kwangu hapo haipo naona.

Bantu lady hebu ngoja tuongeze moja, tuuite mchangia kote, huyu anabadilika kutokana na mafao yanayopatikana

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/638626-kumfikisha-kileleni-ni-kujitafutia-balaa-3.html

 

[Vaislay]

ungefika mpk 20 labda ningepata kundi

 

[thinky]

haters....Davi sikumpendiiiii tena unikome aaah..Jeniiiaaah ka mbaliii shost..Mtaa hakuna bby uwiii wote suruali.. AFU NI KIBAMIA IMAGINE

 

[Nazjaz]

KUNA AINA 6 ZA MAHABA:

7.DESERT
Halafu wapo wale wa kimyaaaaaaa,
haongei wala hatikisiki waleni
DESeRT

Namba saba inawahusu sana mabinti wa kichagga, nasikia ni wazuri sana wa sura lakini kitandani hamna mashamshamu wala ujuzi

 

[leonardo da vinc]

Naona umeamua kuwa uso mkavu na kuendelea kama kawa ..ishu ya gilesi kama sio wewe...Hongera sana..

Mkuu naona umejibiwa kiaina

 

[Pendaneni]

AAAAaah hapo namba moja ndo mambo yote, hapo lazima mzee ataongeza speed na maufundi yake yote, raha ya mahaba ni kumwambia mpenzi wako wapi ukikunwa wasikia raha na utamu, jamani utamu wa mapenzi upate mkunaji na mkunjwaji atoe ushirikiano hapo ndo utajua utamu wa mapenzi. Mkikutana wote wa hiyo Geographic location hakika utajua ladha tamu ya mapenzi ikoje.

 

[leonardo da vinc]

AAAAaah hapo namba moja ndo mambo yote, hapo lazima mzee ataongeza speed na maufundi yake yote, raha ya mahaba ni kumwambia mpenzi wako wapi ukikunwa wasikia raha na utamu, jamani utamu wa mapenzi upate mkunaji na mkunjwaji atoe ushirikiano hapo ndo utajua utamu wa mapenzi. Mkikutana wote wa hiyo Geographic location hakika utajua ladha tamu ya mapenzi ikoje.

Uko vizuri

 

[INGENJA]

nadhani lile swali la wadau bado hujalijibu,jinsia yako ni ipi??? Me,Ke

 

[INGENJA]

namba sita hapo imebeba sana wasukuma,utaskia hiiihii yoteeeheh kabhisaa,unaninyoonya sasaahahh,jhamaniii wewe nahuko nakoohh wanaingizagahaahhh (spell it in sukuma tone)

 

[SHIEKA]

KUNA AINA 6 ZA MAHABA:
1. GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION
Utasikia, hapo hapo, chini kidogo,
nilambe shingoni na masikioni,
enheee hapo hapo, ninyonye
maziwa, oohshiiiiii... Yes baby
nibusu jamani.. uuuhhh yeah
hapo hapo, Baby ingiza taratibu..
2. FUNERAL ARRANGEMENT
Utasikia, uuwii jamaniiiii,
yeleuuuwiii, nakufa jamaniiii,
uuuh baby unaniuaaa..
3. CHAGA RINGTONE
Utasikia, Mama yangu, mbulaaa,
kiruu ni nini hiki, yesu na maria,
mbuta, yeleuuwiii.
4. TRAFFIC OFFICER
Utasikia, Ongeza speed, hapo
hapo, baby slow down, usiende
haraka.
5. CHURCH SONGS
Utasikia.. Yesuuu uuwii, Mungu
wangu, tamuuu, uuuwiiii, Mungu
wangu, Ohh my Goosh umeingiza
lote? oh Gooosh am coming... yes
am cuming...
6. QUESTION MARKS
Utasikia, Jamani wewe? uuhh
where have u been? jamani we
mwanaume ulikuwa wapi? Jamani
we mtamu mbona hatukujuana
mapema??
7.DESERT
Halafu wapo wale wa kimyaaaaaaa,
haongei wala hatikisiki waleni
DESeRT

Exceedingly funny! But Buchanan, hebu ihamishie hii kule Jokes Forum.

 

[La Princesa]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,mbavu zangu mieeeee,

 

[miss chagga]

ha ha ha ha ha haha hah mabvu zangu
7.DESERT
Halafu wapo wale wa kimyaaa haongei wala hatikisiki waleni
DESERT

 

[Miss Neddy]

miss neddy umetisha

Hahahaha ishawahi kukukuta hiyo

 

[CharmingLady]

Geo... Ndio mpango mzima!!