Jana nienda saloon kunyoa.....

Nyetk · Jun 6, 2012

Kwa vituko alivyonifanyia yule binti anayepashwa kunisafosha kichwa tu sasa naamini wanaume wengi sasa hivi salooni wanafuata mambo tofauti na kunyolewa. Hawa wake zetu wangejua yanayojiri huko saloon walahi mwenye uchungu na mzigo wake asingeuacha utinge hizi saloon alone.

"Kaka kaa hapa. Unafanya skraibu?" (Sijui ndo nini)
"Hapana, naosha kichwa tu." Halafu ukimwangalia analipaaa! Na mapozi ya kichokozi kibao!
Mara kang'ata kidole, kaanza kunipapasa kuanzia mabegani, shingoni hadi kaingiza vidole kwenye masikio yangu. "Ungefanya skraibu tu kaka, ona mafuta yalivyomengi kwenye pua." kanishika pua ananikamuakamua........

Mablazameni najua mnazijua hizi lugha, ebu tupeni mapana na marefu ya huma kwenye saloon zetu. Huwa zinawakera au zinawafurahisha?

Viol · Jun 6, 2012

Ee bhana huwa ni bonge la raha we acha tu,hiyo skraibu sasa akianza mbona utaenjoy,ile tu anakupeleka kwenye chumba ndogo anakuuliza kama kuna huduma zingine unataka,aisee kwanza kuanzia huko mabegani,shingoni,unajikuta unasinzia aisee kitu ambacho hata sijafanyiwa na gf wangu

Blaine · Jun 6, 2012

mbona hii ni kawaida.. ukienda spa jee, si utapata presha?

BADILI TABIA · Jun 6, 2012

hao wadada wa saluni wanamwangalia mtu na mtu.....ukijilegeza watakufanyia vituko na watakubeba....

Ila ukiwa imara, hawezi kukuletea upuuzi....
Anakupapasa shingo na mabega na weww unamwangalia tu?
Umeenda kuosha kichwa au kubinywa pua?
Mwisho atashika kusipotakiwa utabaki kumtizama?
Kwa nini umruhusu aingize midole yako sikioni kwako?

Wanaume na nyie acheni kujilegeza, aaaarrrgh

Elia · Jun 6, 2012

Haaaaa, mkuu umenifurahisha. Huwa nafuata uchokozi huko

Elia · Jun 6, 2012

BADILI TABIA said:
hao wadada wa saluni wanamwangalia mtu na mtu.....ukijilegeza watakufanyia vituko na watakubeba....

Ila ukiwa imara, hawezi kukuletea upuuzi....
Anakupapasa shingo na mabega na weww unamwangalia tu?
Umeenda kuosha kichwa au kubinywa pua?
Mwisho atashika kusipotakiwa utabaki kumtizama?
Kwa nini umruhusu aingize midole yako sikioni kwako?

Wanaume na nyie acheni kujilegeza, aaaarrrgh

BT, hakuna cha uimara wala nini.. hiyo scrub lazima masikio na pua viguswe!

Viol · Jun 6, 2012

BADILI TABIA said:
hao wadada wa saluni wanamwangalia mtu na mtu.....ukijilegeza watakufanyia vituko na watakubeba....

Ila ukiwa imara, hawezi kukuletea upuuzi....
Anakupapasa shingo na mabega na weww unamwangalia tu?
Umeenda kuosha kichwa au kubinywa pua?
Mwisho atashika kusipotakiwa utabaki kumtizama?
Kwa nini umruhusu aingize midole yako sikioni kwako?

Wanaume na nyie acheni kujilegeza, aaaarrrgh

we mbona raha sana,sijui mikono ya watu wengine imejaliwa nini,akikugusa tu mabegani mbona unakuwa crazy

CharmingLady · Jun 6, 2012

Nyetk said:
Kwa vituko alivyonifanyia yule binti anayepashwa kunisafosha kichwa tu sasa naamini wanaume wengi sasa hivi salooni wanafuata mambo tofauti na kunyolewa. Hawa wake zetu wangejua yanayojiri huko saloon walahi mwenye uchungu na mzigo wake asingeuacha utinge hizi saloon alone.

"Kaka kaa hapa. Unafanya skraibu?" (Sijui ndo nini)
"Hapana, naosha kichwa tu." Halafu ukimwangalia analipaaa! Na mapozi ya kichokozi kibao!
Mara kang'ata kidole, kaanza kunipapasa kuanzia mabegani, shingoni hadi kaingiza vidole kwenye masikio yangu. "Ungefanya skraibu tu kaka, ona mafuta yalivyomengi kwenye pua." kanishika pua ananikamuakamua........

Mablazameni najua mnazijua hizi lugha, ebu tupeni mapana na marefu ya huma kwenye saloon zetu. Huwa zinawakera au zinawafurahisha?

afadhali yangu my hexbend huwa haendi huko...

vanmedy · Jun 6, 2012

umenkumbusha khalima kijitonyama...ehehehe scrab inaenda saaaafi kabisa

Zamazamani · Jun 6, 2012

BADILI TABIA said:
hao wadada wa saluni wanamwangalia mtu na mtu.....ukijilegeza watakufanyia vituko na watakubeba....

Ila ukiwa imara, hawezi kukuletea upuuzi....
Anakupapasa shingo na mabega na weww unamwangalia tu?
Umeenda kuosha kichwa au kubinywa pua?
Mwisho atashika kusipotakiwa utabaki kumtizama?
Kwa nini umruhusu aingize midole yako sikioni kwako?

Wanaume na nyie acheni kujilegeza, aaaarrrgh

Hayo ni mambo ya kawaida sana....huduma kama hizi huwezi kuzipata home kabisa hata kwa wife....kuna kinadada wapo vizuri mno katika kutupa raha hizi....ukitaka huduma ya ndani zaidi hayo ni mengineyo lakini huwa tunafuta kutekenywa na kupumzika ....mimi huwa na spend lisaa limoja na nusu hadi mawili saloon kwa huduma kama hizi kila wiki....inategemea na ufundi wake

BADILI TABIA · Jun 6, 2012

Level said:
we mbona raha sana,sijui mikono ya watu wengine imejaliwa nini,akikugusa tu mabegani mbona unakuwa crazy

hahahhahhaha loh angalieni msije uza mechi tu.......kumbuka hao wadada wapo kibiashara zaidi oooohoooo

BADILI TABIA · Jun 6, 2012

Zamazamani said:
Hayo ni mambo ya kawaida sana....huduma kama hizi huwezi kuzipata home kabisa hata kwa wife....kuna kinadada wapo vizuri mno katika kutupa raha hizi....ukitaka huduma ya ndani zaidi hayo ni mengineyo lakini huwa tunafuta kutekenywa na kupumzika ....mimi huwa na spend lisaa limoja na nusu hadi mawili saloon kwa huduma kama hizi kila wiki....inategemea na ufundi wake

mkeo anajuakuwa unapenda 'kubinywa pua?'
kufanyiwa scrup?
Kuingizwa vidole masikioni?

Una uhakika huwezi kuzipata kwake?

Loh.......

Scofied · Jun 6, 2012

dah! Umenikumbusha maeneo ya sakina mkuu,ni wizi mtupu hata ukitaka kupiga mzigo wako tayari,kiufupi wapo kibiahsra zaid mkuu...

cacico · Jun 6, 2012

vanmedy said:
umenkumbusha khalima kijitonyama...ehehehe scrab inaenda saaaafi kabisa

vanmey mkuu baada ya kumkumbuka, mnara wa airtel umesimama au?? mmhhh kazi ipo!

Junior. Cux · Jun 6, 2012

Level said:
Ee bhana huwa ni bonge la raha we acha tu,hiyo skraibu sasa akianza mbona utaenjoy,ile tu anakupeleka kwenye chumba ndogo anakuuliza kama kuna huduma zingine unataka,aisee kwanza kuanzia huko mabegani,shingoni,unajikuta unasinzia aisee kitu ambacho hata sijafanyiwa na gf wangu

hahahahaha hadi kusinzia mkuu we noma.!!! Unakuta anakuscrub shingon afu anapitisha mikono mpka kifuani kichokozi, akimaliza utasikia kaka na mi ela ya soda...

Mamndenyi · Jun 6, 2012

ipo siku mtanyolewa kote kote.

Nyetk · Jun 6, 2012

blaine n kurt said:
mbona hii ni kawaida.. ukienda spa jee, si utapata presha?

Kuna nini mkuu huko spa jee? Ebu mwagika kidogo.

Nyetk · Jun 6, 2012

BADILI TABIA said:
hao wadada wa saluni wanamwangalia mtu na mtu.....ukijilegeza watakufanyia vituko na watakubeba....

Ila ukiwa imara, hawezi kukuletea upuuzi....
Anakupapasa shingo na mabega na weww unamwangalia tu?
Umeenda kuosha kichwa au kubinywa pua?
Mwisho atashika kusipotakiwa utabaki kumtizama?
Kwa nini umruhusu aingize midole yako sikioni kwako?
Wanaume na nyie acheni kujilegeza, aaaarrrgh

Hahahahaa! Punguza monkari BD, hizo huduma kama huwa huzitoi kwa mwenziyo ujue kuna wajanja wanampatia kikamilifu. Chunga mzigo mamie, ujue unawashindani. Si umeona mwenyewe mablazameni wanavyoshuka live?

Preta · Jun 6, 2012

hili nililijua mapema....my sweet mashed potato nimemnunulia mashine na namnyoa mwenyewe.....

Nyetk · Jun 6, 2012

Preta said:
hili nililijua mapema....my sweet mashed potato nimemnunulia mashine na namnyoa mwenyewe.....

Da! Preta sikuwezi. Yaani unakaba hadi penati?

Jana nienda saloon kunyoa.....

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