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- Oct 16, 2013
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From: Dad
To: All family Members
Subject: Revision of Home Expenditure and Consumption In View of Current Magufulifcation of the Economy.
Dear all,
I regret to inform you that adjustments have been made to Expenditure and Consumption pattern for my home in view of the current Magufulifucation situation in the country Kindly note with all seriousness the following changes:
1. Breakfast has been suspended with immediate effect. Any who wish to have breakfast must buy their own outside home premises to avoid provoking appetite for those who cannot afford at home.
2. No more bathing twice a day so as to cut on water use and bills. Bathing shall be restricted to once in every two days. This means the quantity of soap and lotion has been reduced. Electricity has been limited to lighting in the main bedroom, living room and toilets only.
3. Lunch has been pushed from the usual time to 15:00 hrs. This means there shall now be only one main meal per day. Please ensure that you all make an effort to attend this meal as supper wil no longer be a regular feature.
4. Entertainment such as DSTV, Radio and music channels will no longer be paid for. Thus those who follow such series as Zee world, Telemundo, Eva, English premium league, and Nigerian movie magic are advised to access such at restaurants, lodges, and public malls and shop.
5. No visitors shall be entertained without prior notification of NO Less than two weeks with a valid reason for such a visit clearly explained with the aid of a ven diagrams.
6. Food stuff like butter, beef, pork, mince, fish, milk, cornflakes, bread, biscuit, coffee, tea, coccoa and other luxury will no longer be procured.
7. Any unauthorized use of Electricity, Electronic device charging, electrical appliances is prohibited.
Please abide by these changes and pray hard for the day when life will b back to normal. Thanking you in advance for your cooperation in these difficult times.
Dad
To: All family Members
Subject: Revision of Home Expenditure and Consumption In View of Current Magufulifcation of the Economy.
Dear all,
I regret to inform you that adjustments have been made to Expenditure and Consumption pattern for my home in view of the current Magufulifucation situation in the country Kindly note with all seriousness the following changes:
1. Breakfast has been suspended with immediate effect. Any who wish to have breakfast must buy their own outside home premises to avoid provoking appetite for those who cannot afford at home.
2. No more bathing twice a day so as to cut on water use and bills. Bathing shall be restricted to once in every two days. This means the quantity of soap and lotion has been reduced. Electricity has been limited to lighting in the main bedroom, living room and toilets only.
3. Lunch has been pushed from the usual time to 15:00 hrs. This means there shall now be only one main meal per day. Please ensure that you all make an effort to attend this meal as supper wil no longer be a regular feature.
4. Entertainment such as DSTV, Radio and music channels will no longer be paid for. Thus those who follow such series as Zee world, Telemundo, Eva, English premium league, and Nigerian movie magic are advised to access such at restaurants, lodges, and public malls and shop.
5. No visitors shall be entertained without prior notification of NO Less than two weeks with a valid reason for such a visit clearly explained with the aid of a ven diagrams.
6. Food stuff like butter, beef, pork, mince, fish, milk, cornflakes, bread, biscuit, coffee, tea, coccoa and other luxury will no longer be procured.
7. Any unauthorized use of Electricity, Electronic device charging, electrical appliances is prohibited.
Please abide by these changes and pray hard for the day when life will b back to normal. Thanking you in advance for your cooperation in these difficult times.
Dad
