Innocent Dad Series....!!!

donlucchese

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My daughter's boyfriend is so kind. When I yelled
at him for taking her virginity, he said "Sorry sir, it won't happen again"
 
My daughter is so studious, anytime a boy is over,
all I hear from her room is "HARDER! HARDER!"
wow, they must be studying REALLY
hard
 
My daughter must have a Biology project cause I
found a pregnancy test in the
bathroom
 
Whenever my daughters boyfriend is over all I hear
is "Baby, baby, baby oooh!!!" They must really love
Justin Bieber
 
My daughter's boyfriend is so nice, he always
check my daughter's breast to make sure she
don't have breast cancer
 
My son wants to be a pilot. He's always talking
about getting high
 
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