huyu bwana alipona kweli

[Ngambo Ngali]

Man sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."

 

[Asprin]

Hahahahaha....:hat::hat::hat:

 

[Big One]

dah jamaa kazidisha mpk apige mambo yetu ndo malavdav yanapanda

 

[MUREFU]

hii kal kwel dah! Kaz anayo

 

[Dumelambegu]

Sina mbavu! Nimeipenda hii!

 

[KAYSYTS]

Du dats gud.

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Imetulia...

 

[Tasia I]

hahaaaaaa! dah habari ya huyo mama!

 

[Katavi]

He he he heeeh!!!

 

[Lighondi]

Kazi ipo!!

 

[Da Womanizer]

kwa kwa kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[MAMENGAZI]

masikini mamtotoo, alifikiri anaambiwa yeye mweee

 

[MzeePunch]

Hii imekaa vizuri. inaelekea hapo love hakuna kabisa, ndio maana mama anashangaa.