How To Make Love

Smile · Aug 2, 2012

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
... 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, ?????????????????

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

Dark City · Aug 2, 2012

Wewe Smile......

Mbona wengine tunajua week end inaanza kesho???

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Halafu hilo bakuli unalibadilishaje ??...lol!!!!

Babu DC!!!

Smile · Aug 2, 2012

Dark City said:
Wewe Smile......

Mbona wengine tunajua week end inaanza kesho???

Halafu hilo bakuli unalibadilishaje ??...lol!!!!

Babu DC!!!

retreat! ahahaa

EXTERMINATOR · Aug 2, 2012

ngoja nirudie tena..

Smile · Aug 2, 2012

EXTERMINATOR said:
ngoja nirudie tena..

kiingereza janga la taifa bongo...mdogomdogo mkuu

Dark City · Aug 2, 2012

Smile said:
retreat! ahahaa

Mnapumzikia wapi huko mnakotaka kubadilisha hata mabakuli??.....lol!!

Babu DC!!!

Asprin · Aug 2, 2012

Smile said:
Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
... 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

Dark City said:
Wewe Smile......

Mbona wengine tunajua week end inaanza kesho???

Halafu hilo bakuli unalibadilishaje ??...lol!!!!

Babu DC!!!

Mzee mwenzangu, nadhani haya mapishi hayatuhusu watu wa umri wetu. Tuelekeze mawazo yetu kwenye kuikamata NSSF yetu kabla hatujaRIP before 55.

Dark City · Aug 2, 2012

Mzee mwenzangu Asprin weweeeeeeeeeee........

Uko wapi uje ukapate shule ya kubadilisha mabakuli kutoka kwa Smile???

Au na wewe umezamia huko retreat???

Wengine tuna bahati mbaya kwani hata sheria ya mifuko ya hifadhi ya jamii haituhusu...tulishamaliza pension kitambo!!

Babu DC!!

Dark City · Aug 2, 2012

Asprin said:
Mzee mwenzangu, nadhani haya mapishi hayatuhusu watu wa umri wetu. Tuelekeze mawazo yetu kwenye kuikamata NSSF yetu kabla hatujaRIP before 55.

Unasema eti kabla???

Au unawakumbusha wajukuu??

Hivi hizi ingredients ukimpelekea Bibi ataacha kukukimbiza kule kwenye hospitali maarufu ya Idodomya???

Babu DC!!!

Smile · Aug 2, 2012

Dark City said:
Mnapumzikia wapi huko mnakotaka kubadilisha hata mabakuli??.....lol!!

Babu DC!!!

wapi imeandikwa kuchange mabakuli banaaa? wewe mzee unaona kweli siku hizi?

Asprin · Aug 2, 2012

Dark City said:
Unaseme eti kabla???

Au unawakumbusha wajukuu??

Hivi hizi ingredients ukimpelekea Bibi ataacha kukukimbiza kule kwenye hospitali maarufu ya Idodomya???

Babu DC!!!

Hizi nikimpelekea bibi nadhani atawahi moja kwa moja kwa Pope Benecict XVI. Manake hatakuwa na imani hata na maaskofu kwenye maombi ya kunitoa mapepo.

SnowBall · Aug 2, 2012

'The cake is done when banana is soft'..lol!
'If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls'...mmmh!
Unahitaji maombi Smile

Asprin · Aug 2, 2012

Smile said:
wapi imeandikwa kuchange mabakuli banaaa? wewe mzee unaona kweli siku hizi?

Inawezekana mzee mwenzangu Dark City macho yake yameshakorofisha, hebu mfafanulie hapo kwenye blue bold

Smile said:
Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
... 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

Dark City · Aug 2, 2012

Smile said:
wapi imeandikwa kuchange mabakuli banaaa? wewe mzee unaona kweli siku hizi?

Wewe Smile sasa unataka kujitafutia laana bure...lol

Originally, namba 6 ilikuwa hivi...

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Sasa unajidai mjanja kwa kuibadilisha ili ionekane hivi....

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, ?????????????????

Sasa, nakutaka ama ufute kauli yako haraka au utume apology kwangu na kila aliyesoma hiyo post yako!!

Babu DC!!

Dark City · Aug 2, 2012

Asprin said:
Inawezekana mzee mwenzangu Dark City macho yake yameshakorofisha, hebu mfafanulie hapo kwenye blue bold

Afadhali na wewe umeliona hilo ingawa Smile anataka kujifanya mtoto wa mujini kama yule mzee wa mtutu a.k.a uncle Ditto (RIP)!!!!

Babu DC

Smile · Aug 2, 2012

Dark City said:
Wewe Smile sasa unataka kujitafutia laana bure...lol

Originally, namba 6 ilikuwa hivi...

Sasa unajidai mjanja kwa kuibadilisha ili ionekane hivi....

Sasa, nakutaka ama ufute kauli yako haraka au utume apology kwangu na kila aliyesoma hiyo post yako!!

Babu DC!!

mimi sijasema kubadilisha mabakuli bwana loh! mimi hizo laana nazichukia mbona ..utabadilishaje bakuli?

Smile · Aug 2, 2012

Asprin said:
Inawezekana mzee mwenzangu Dark City macho yake yameshakorofisha, hebu mfafanulie hapo kwenye blue bold

babu hata wewe unanikana?

Smile · Aug 2, 2012

SnowBall said:
'The cake is done when banana is soft'..lol!
'If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls'...mmmh!
Unahitaji maombi Smile

ahahaaa mimi nimefanya tu ku@Zomba bwana..mean copy and paste...

SnowBall · Aug 2, 2012

Smile said:
ahahaaa mimi nimefanya tu ku@Zomba bwana..mean copy and paste...

Unge'acknowledge' basi ili tujue sio idea yako..
Ila sio mbaya hata kama ni concept yako..
hivi zomba ndiye bingwa wa C&P hapa JF eeh???

Riwa · Aug 2, 2012

Smile said:
Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
... 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, ?????????????????

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

Smile na wanaJamvi wengine...labda niulize, kipi kitamu au kina raha zaidi kati ya 'ku-make love' na 'ku-have sex..aka..f*cking'? i think there are too much formalities in making love...and are boring if you have to do 'em over and over again everytime you make love! but having sex/f*cking....its edventurous and unpredictable, never boring!

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