House girl malaika

jrmlaurence

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Mtoto alikuwa akimwambia mama yake kuwa kila siku amekuwa akimwambia kuwa house girl wao ni malaika anabisha. Mama akamuuliza kwa nini?
Mtoto akamjibu, kila siku namkuta akipiga kelele akitaka kurudi mbinguni.
Jana ndio kidogo tu arudi mbinguni; yani isingekuwa baba leo angekuwa kasharudi, Baba allikuwa nyuma yake akijitaidi kumzuia lakini yeye akawa kainama huku akipiga kelele '' Oooohhh my God i'm coming, i'm coming x4. Wee muulizie tu baba atakuambia alivyojitaidi kumzuia mpka akatulia.

 

Mtego wa Noti

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duuuh...hapa pananukia mtu kufukuzwa kazi ....

 

kikahe

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Nasign OUT!

 

jrmlaurence

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Baba anapumulia machela mana mtoto kamwaga ugali

 

Ulimakafu

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Beki 3 kazini.

 

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valid statement

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sio hawa watoto wa DOT COM....mana watoto hawa wanajua mambo mpaka unaona aibu.labda huyo kid ni under 4 years.

 

Jeji

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huyo mama hakudondoka kwa presha?

 

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Kifulambute

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ila wanasaidia sana kutuliza mizuka wakati mama akiwa hajui kazi yake vilivyo

 

mikatabafeki

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ndo kizazi cha JK

 

Babkey

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Wa kusoma said:

mnakaa mnawaza hayo tu, mda wote, sasa hapo hiyo post inatusaidia nini hapa? hlf na wewe useme ni Great thinker.

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...'Wakusoma', kwanini usisome kwa jukwaa husika?!

 

Wa kusoma

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Babkey said:

...'Wakusoma', kwanini usisome kwa jukwaa husika?!

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suala sio jukwaa husika kwani hili ni jukwaa la MMU?

 

tobycow

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wa2 wengine mnaboa we unaingia jukwaa la utani na madaftarili utuoshee au? Sa hiyo mmu yako ni ile ya kubeba emulsion explosive au?

 

Wa kusoma

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tobycow said:

wa2 wengine mnaboa we unaingia jukwaa la utani na madaftarili utuoshee au? Sa hiyo mmu yako ni ile ya kubeba emulsion explosive au?

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Naomba msamaha

 

Masikini_Jeuri

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mmenikosha raha sana hasa baad ay atukio!

 

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Mponjori

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Wa kusoma said:

mnakaa mnawaza hayo tu, mda wote, sasa hapo hiyo post inatusaidia nini hapa? hlf na wewe useme ni Great thinker.

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kweli we chiz,somaa kwanza jukwa linaitwaje,kapimwe akiri wewe!umevamia jukwaa...kwel we wa kusoma.

 

Eeka Mangi

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Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa haya bana. Watu mmepinda!

 

KANCHI

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Dah! m2 mzima hapo ana kaz.

 

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Machamle

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usimwamini h/girl hata siku moja hasa kama ana miaka toka kwao na umemlisha na kumvalishana ukamfundisha hata ku........

 

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Machamle

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wewe baba unayetaka kumpeleka /unayempeleka h/girl wako mbinguni ,fikiria kama jama angekuwa na wako wa nyumbani ungefanyaje ?
mkuki kwa nguruwe kwa binadamu uchungu .

 

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Wazzzza

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Mpaka sasa nahs huyo h/girl kasharudishwa kijijin