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B'REAL · Feb 23, 2012

Mwanamama mmoja nchini Marekani anayefanya kazi mochuari ameingia matatani baada ya kupata uja uzito kwa kujamiiana na mtu aliyekufa. Mtandao wa habari wa dead serious news umesema tukio hilo linadhaniwa kutokea katika chumba cha kuhifadhia maiti cha Mourning Glory, nje ya Lexington, Missouri.
Polisi wa mjini humo wamemshtaki mama huyo aitwaye Felicity Marmaduke kwa kosa la kunajisi na kuchezea maiti. Kwa mujibu wa taarifa iliyotolewa na polisi, kiungo cha kiume cha mwili wa mtu aliyekufa kilihamasika wakati mwili ukioshwa. Taarifa zinasema, kwa kuwa mwanamama huyo alikuwa peke yake, aliamua kujamiiana na mwili huo.
Kwa mshangao hata wa mwanamama huyo, maiti huyo alitoa mbegu za kiume. Wiki chache baadaye Bi Marmaduke alijikuta ni mja mzito. Baada ya kumwambia daktari wake mfululizo wa matukio, daktari huyo aliwataarifu polisi.
Bi Marmaduke alikamatwa na polisi akiwa nyumabni kwake, si mbali sana na mochuari anayofanyia kazi. Katika tukio la kushangaza zaidi, mwanamama huyo amesema anapanga kudai urithi kutoka kwa familia ya mtu huyo aliyekufa.

arabianfalcon · Feb 23, 2012

Hii kama niliwahi kuisoma hapo......

Chris_Mambo · Feb 23, 2012

If this is true, the world is really sick!

King Kong III · Feb 23, 2012

Hii niliisikia akiisoma dj fetty na kibonde pamoja na kayanda!!

The Boss · Feb 23, 2012

duh....yaani mtu kafa na kasimaisha mashine?
while wenzie wapo hai mpaka wanywe viagra kwanza duh..........

Smile · Feb 23, 2012

labda alimnyima akiwa mzima?
alisimamishaje?
daah wanaume mnasimamisha hadi kifoni?

mtoto wa mfugaj · Feb 23, 2012

dunia haiishiwi vituko

zomba · Feb 23, 2012

Ingetokea Middle East hiyo, pangekuwa hapatoshi humu.

B'REAL · Feb 23, 2012

The Boss said:
duh....yaani mtu kafa na kasimaisha mashine?
while wenzie wapo hai mpaka wanywe viagra kwanza duh..........

hapooo ndo nilipo shangaaa,lichaa ya kusimamaa na kumwagaa mbegu mkuu

B'REAL · Feb 23, 2012

mtoto wa mfugaj said:
dunia haiishiwi vituko

hii tabiaa ya waudumu wa mochwariii,ku fanyaa mapenzii na maitii ipo,ilaa hii case ndo ya kwanza kuisikia,palee moshi kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja anaitwa zungu aka zeruzeru[sinaa mana mbaya ndo jina leke]alikuwaaa ana waduuu sanaa maitii za kikeee,watu walikuja kugundua maana wakija kusafisha maiti wanakutaa na mbegu za kiume,kote nyumaa na mbelee

B'REAL · Feb 23, 2012

umeonaaaeeeee

King Kong III said:
Hii niliisikia akiisoma dj fetty na kibonde pamoja na kayanda!!

B'REAL · Feb 23, 2012

Smile said:
labda alimnyima akiwa mzima?
alisimamishaje?
daah wanaume mnasimamisha hadi kifoni?

huyo zeruzeru wa mochwarii alikuwaa akimuitaa mwanadada mrembo akimdenguliaa ana mwambia we utakujaa 2 hapa haipiti mwezi anakufaa akipelekwaa machwarii..naskia anamwambia,siuliringaa ana mpaa dozii akiwaa wa motooo

asakuta same · Feb 23, 2012

huu ni uongo na no one can prove this....hadithi za kusadikika hizi.
ngoja niweke kwny lugha rahisi sana mechanism of erection.....pamoja na factors nyingi kuwepo(ambazo sizitaji makusudi ili kuifanya iwe rahisi) ili mtu asimamishe anahitaji damu iende ikajaze sponji sponji ya uume.na hiyo damu inabidi ipitie kwenye mishipa ya damu direct from the heart.....sasa basi mtu akifa nini kinatokea kwny damu? hiyo achana nayo kwanza ni ngumu pia....ila wote tunajua mtu akifa moyo unasimama kusukuma damu,kwa lugha nyepesi pia mzunguko wa damu nao unasimama mwili mzima....kwahiyo no pumping heart ,no blood circulation ,no blood to the penis,NO ERECTION ,NO COITUS.

Kongosho · Feb 23, 2012

Duh, kama ni kweli basi marehemu huwa nasikia
Waweza zikwa kumbe unaona kila kitu

B'REAL · Feb 23, 2012

Kongosho said:
Duh, kama ni kweli basi marehemu huwa nasikia
Waweza zikwa kumbe unaona kila kitu

MKUU umeongeaa sahii yawezekana jamaa alijob 100,wakazani amekufaa kumbee mzimaaa

B'REAL · Feb 23, 2012

mkuu kwahiyo huyo mamaa alikuwa anajisingizia au?

asakuta same said:
huu ni uongo na no one can prove this....hadithi za kusadikika hizi.
ngoja niweke kwny lugha rahisi sana mechanism of erection.....pamoja na factors nyingi kuwepo(ambazo sizitaji makusudi ili kuifanya iwe rahisi) ili mtu asimamishe anahitaji damu iende ikajaze sponji sponji ya uume.na hiyo damu inabidi ipitie kwenye mishipa ya damu direct from the heart.....sasa basi mtu akifa nini kinatokea kwny damu? hiyo achana nayo kwanza ni ngumu pia....ila wote tunajua mtu akifa moyo unasimama kusukuma damu,kwa lugha nyepesi pia mzunguko wa damu nao unasimama mwili mzima....kwahiyo no pumping heart ,no blood circulation ,no blood to the penis,NO ERECTION ,NO COITUS.

asakuta same · Feb 23, 2012

B'REAL said:
mkuu kwahiyo huyo mamaa alikuwa anajisingizia au?

mimi sijafuatilia mkuu ila ni sawa nakusema maiti imeongea au imeendesha gari hapo....je ww unakubali?

ENZO · Feb 23, 2012

The Boss said:
duh....yaani mtu kafa na kasimaisha mashine?
while wenzie wapo hai mpaka wanywe viagra kwanza duh..........

Atakua alikufa ub** umesimama.
MAPROSOO.

zomba · Feb 23, 2012

Huyo mwanamke sijui ni mfuasi wa imani ipi?

Rutashubanyuma · Feb 23, 2012

Mwanamama mmoja nchini Marekani anayefanya kazi mochuari ameingia matatani baada ya kupata uja uzito kwa kujamiiana na mtu aliyekufa. Mtandao wa habari wa dead serious news umesema tukio hilo linadhaniwa kutokea katika chumba cha kuhifadhia maiti cha Mourning Glory, nje ya Lexington, Missouri.
Polisi wa mjini humo wamemshtaki mama huyo aitwaye Felicity Marmaduke kwa kosa la kunajisi na kuchezea maiti. Kwa mujibu wa taarifa iliyotolewa na polisi, kiungo cha kiume cha mwili wa mtu aliyekufa kilihamasika wakati mwili ukioshwa. Taarifa zinasema, kwa kuwa mwanamama huyo alikuwa peke yake, aliamua kujamiiana na mwili huo.
Kwa mshangao hata wa mwanamama huyo, maiti huyo alitoa mbegu za kiume. Wiki chache baadaye Bi Marmaduke alijikuta ni mja mzito. Baada ya kumwambia daktari wake mfululizo wa matukio, daktari huyo aliwataarifu polisi.
Bi Marmaduke alikamatwa na polisi akiwa nyumabni kwake, si mbali sana na mochuari anayofanyia kazi. Katika tukio la kushangaza zaidi, mwanamama huyo amesema anapanga kudai urithi kutoka kwa familia ya mtu huyo aliyekufa.

huyu hawezi kufanya hayo mauzeuze......................

DON'T do 'sexy'

Much as I adore the wondrous, fabulousness of Cher both as a concept and as a reality, those quote marks are very much relevant to my point. Because I'm certain Cher's thought process (was there one?) in selecting this outfit involved the concept that a (I snigger as I type) sheer, embellished, be-tasselled belly-dancing costume with a (not seen) staggeringly enormous tribal-style headdress was just a little bit sexy. Or a lot? It must have been? She had some work done, she felt sexy and she wanted to get things out. Maybe? Oh I give up(1988)

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