kidotulotokordwak II
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- Sep 17, 2012
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Few hours after electricity went off
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country
and decides
he'll pick the least painful to
spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell & asks,
"what do they do here?" He is
told "first they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the German
devil comes in and whips youfor
the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound
of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as
well as the Russian hell and
many more.
He discovers that they are all
similar to the German hell. Then
he comes to the Nigerian hell
and finds that there is a longline
of people waiting to get in ...
Amazed, he asks, "What do they
do here?"
He is told "first they put you in
an electric chair for an hour, then
they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Nigerian devil
comes in & whips you for the
rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as
all the other hells. Why are
there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks
the man.
"Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair
does not work. The nails were
paid for but never supplied, so
the bed is comfortable to sleep
on. And the Nigerian devil used
to be a civil servant, so he comes
in, signs his time sheet and goes
back home for private business."
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country
and decides
he'll pick the least painful to
spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell & asks,
"what do they do here?" He is
told "first they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the German
devil comes in and whips youfor
the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound
of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as
well as the Russian hell and
many more.
He discovers that they are all
similar to the German hell. Then
he comes to the Nigerian hell
and finds that there is a longline
of people waiting to get in ...
Amazed, he asks, "What do they
do here?"
He is told "first they put you in
an electric chair for an hour, then
they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Nigerian devil
comes in & whips you for the
rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as
all the other hells. Why are
there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks
the man.
"Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair
does not work. The nails were
paid for but never supplied, so
the bed is comfortable to sleep
on. And the Nigerian devil used
to be a civil servant, so he comes
in, signs his time sheet and goes
back home for private business."
