Hii imetokea kweli

[Jaslaws]

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person).
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

The case was dismissed on those three grounds.

My take for the ladies hasa maduu wa kichagga:: PLEASE TRY
TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING
THE ACT.

 

[reynod]

unatafta kick ww sio bure

 

[JJ10]

Lier! Who witnessed that disgusting?
Alafu naona unawatafuta dadazetu wakichaga. Ngoja waje!

 

[big_in]

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person).
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

The case was dismissed on those three grounds.

My take for the ladies hasa maduu wa kichagga:: PLEASE TRY
TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING
THE ACT.

Ha ha wachaga not good in bed

 

[walter85]

Heheheh!!!!
Ya leo kali "NECROPHILIA=Maduu wa K......"
Ngoja wajee!!!!


Eid Mubarak all!!!!!

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person).
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

The case was dismissed on those three grounds.

My take for the ladies hasa maduu wa kichagga:: PLEASE TRY
TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING
THE ACT.

 

[Heart]

Duh! We mwenyewe huwa una move?!!

 

[KALYOVATIPI]

Ha ha wachaga not good in bed

nilipataga mmoja kule marangu duu! she had soo soft skin nyeupeeeee mtoto kama malaika lakini kwa bed!! miujiza

 

[permanides]

nilipataga mmoja kule marangu duu! she had soo soft skin nyeupeeeee mtoto kama malaika lakini kwa bed!! miujiza

Watu wanafikiria hela wewe uko busy na papachu? Watz akili zetu tunazijua wenyewe

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Siyo kweli,mi shahidi!