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eeh bwanae imesimamaje? Mbavu zangu jamani teh teh teh kwi kwi kwi!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! jamani mbavu zangu!!! hhhhaaa!! duh!

super !

hyo ni zaid ya noma.

kaliiiiiiiii,imetulia mzazi,nimekumbuka ile ya subiri siwezi kutoa jibu baba mwanaasha yuko kwa madiba subiri arudi

Hahahahahahaha hii kaliiii

Hahahahahahaha hii kaliiii

he he he hii kali sijawai ona

Hii kali kweli!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa kichekesho hiki nilikisoma kwa mara ya kwanza 2004 mtandaoni kimhusisha George W Bush nafasi hii ya Kikwete. Lakini leo nimecheka kweli utadhani sijawahi kukiona. Nimejaribu kuwafikiria mamburura wetu

wow it's fantastic

saa 6:50 ucku naperuzi thread hii honestry nimefurah mno.
u made ma day ma boy

i love it

Achen izo bana tutauana bure! dah! mbavu zng wee!

Ha ha haaaaaa. Aki ya nani Watu JF mna dhambi. Dduuuh.

Dah!? Ina maana serikali yetu ndo mamburula namna hii duh!!!! Kama ndo hivi nchi imesha uzwa

Simplicity. said:

Ilikuwa ni mwendelezo wa ile story kwa nini Tanzania ni maskini wakati ina rasilimali nyingi!

Kikwete katika kutafuta ufumbuzi, story ndio ikaendelea kama ifuatavyo:


President Kikwete was exchanging a Word with the Queen of England.......

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," said the Queen
"The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Kikwete frowned, and then asked,

"But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of champagne.
"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch"
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said,
"Yes, your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please Tony.
Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered…

"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.

Kikwete went back home to ask his Excellency Pinda the same question.
"Pinda, answer this for me."

"Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister.
Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Pinda.

"Let me get back to you on that one."
He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Pinda went to work in parliamentary gym and saw Zitto Kabwe there.

Pinda went up to him and asked, "Hey Zitto, see if you can answer this question."
"Shoot Pinda."
“Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Zitto Kabwe answered,

"That's easy, it's me!"

Pinda smiled, and said, "Good answer Zitto!"
Pinda then, went back to speak with President Kikwete.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle."

"It's Zitto Kabwe!"
Kikwete got up, stomped over to Pinda, and angrily yelled into his face,

"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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du ni jock ila zinga la zarau kwa hawa watu, japo maamuzi yao yanafanania na wanakifanya

amedeus1 said:

wow it's fantastic

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Nouw its ujistic

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! hahahahhahaha

Hahaa if Pinda sees this..haki ya nani "..mtapigwa... ili liwalo na liwe"