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Hello doctor, I want to be castrated."

Discussion in 'JF Doctor' started by Pdidy, Jul 4, 2011.

  1. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    Steve called a Doctor and said,
    “Hello doctor, I want to be castrated."

    "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement
    "It's something I've been
    thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

    "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very
    serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change
    your life forever!"

    "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book
    me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

    "Well, OK.” says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

    So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
    slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading
    towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

    "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation
    as me."

    "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I
    would like to be circumcised."

    Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!"

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  2. T

    Tall JF-Expert Member

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    1.ningekuwa mimi ndio daktari nisingemuondolea mwanamme mwenzangu raha ya dunia.
    2.imeandikwa......ni bora king'oe kiungo chako kimoja kilicho kikwazo na ukaingia mbinguni kuliko uwe navyo vyote na uukose ufalme wa mbinguni.
  3. Chris_Mambo

    Chris_Mambo JF-Expert Member

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    That is very serious! Mnh!
  4. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaahahahahaah....poor Steve!