hawa majamaa balaa!!!

[Maayo]

unazijua kwenda wewe? Kwenda ni za mlenda.

Kwa hiyo huu ndo ushauri? Kuwa mtuliv basi!!

 

[First Born]

https://www.jamiiforums.com/jokes-u...8559-try-this-you-will-enjoy.html#post2281335

hahahahahaha, usinikumbushie, simu yangu jeuri sana. Ilipoona utamu wa maji ikagoma kutoka.

 

[Tresor Mandala]

kipi, elezea feelings zako, feel free.

hahahahahah...MAHUSIANO.....ucpanic Bro..JF..chit..chat​

 

[First Born]

Kwa hiyo huu ndo ushauri? Kuwa mtuliv basi!!

jamani! Wale walimu wako kiwanja cha ndege, kesho watakuwa wamefika, kazi itaanza keshokutwa. Jiandae.

 

[First Born]

That is a possibility Dadii. Hivi wewe ni mdada au ni mkaka?

heh! Mshangaooo! Ukijua? Unataka kum pm? Ina lilah!

 

[First Born]

...Fb..mbn Wivu..sasa...waswahili wanasema..ukisusa..wenzio......!!

sina wivu hata tone, tatizo la viv kila mtu kwake ni honey.

 

[First Born]

mi wapi nilisema w mi bikra

sasa maana ya kusema hukuwahi kuwa na mwanaume ni nini?

 

[First Born]

Una vigezo!??Yaani kumbe thread yote hii...shida yako ndo hii!!!

khaaaa!!! Negative attitude.

 

[Mentor]

khaaaa!!! Negative attitude.

Umeshinda..sitaki kubishana na wewe na pumba zangu!

Babes, Vivian...ile invitation ya Billionaires club bado ina-apply for this Friday!??

 

[Tresor Mandala]

(sina wivu hata tone, tatizo la viv kila mtu kwake ni honey.)​

• kwahiyo Fb..hata.. mm ..Viv ataanza kuniita Honey..Beb..duh...

 

[Maayo]

jamani! Wale walimu wako kiwanja cha ndege, kesho watakuwa wamefika, kazi itaanza keshokutwa. Jiandae.

Utasoma wewe mwenye matatizo.

 

[Vin Diesel]

First born hapo kwa Mentor umetenda sio haki, Sincerely speaking from my heart. If we grade great thinkers here, He rank in the Top 50's. Someone correct me If am wrong. Am just saying this from the depest of my heart if you understand.

I respect Mentor...he is always analytical.

 

[Mentor]

I respect Mentor...he is always analytical.

Duh, Sangara..am humbled mkuu!
Barakaz.
Hapa ndo nimekumbuka msemo wa wahenga kuwa;

"One man's trash is another man's treasure." - Wahenga

 

[First Born]

(sina wivu hata tone, tatizo la viv kila mtu kwake ni honey.)​

• kwahiyo Fb..hata.. mm ..Viv ataanza kuniita Honey..Beb..duh...

usishangae.