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Kongosho said:

anayefunga sred huwa ni Asprin, ngoja aje kwanza naye atie neno.

oDM, kuja pande hii uone wanamme bana.

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BelindaJacob said:

uko bar tena nini uandikavyo?? kweli hushauriki na ni kichwa ngumu, useless guy!!!..mama's boy, eiwwww!!

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BADILI TABIA said:

mdanganyeni tu mwanaume mwenzenu, akija kushtuka too late....

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Asprin said:

Nimekuja mama....

Kwa mamlaka niliyojipa natangaza rasmi kuwa hii sredi ako klozd...

Najua mwaJ hapendi lakini habari ndio hiyo!!

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mwaJ said:

Bora uiklozi tu Asprin maana nimejaribu nimeshindwa. Bora Kongosho alivyokuita. Namhurumia jamaa maana watu wamesigina kama yule mwanasiasa aliyesigina katiba.

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Asprin said:

Mtoto wa kike mpaka saa hizi hujalala? Nlikuwa najiuliza kifafa cha mimba kinasababishwa na nini sasa nimeshajua.

Tahadhari: Tumia kondom mbili kwa usalama kamili. Moja unavaa, nyingine unameza.

Mimi naitwa ODM na staki mtu a-quote hii posti yangu.

Shkamoo mwaJ. Nakupenda sana.

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Asprin said:

Mtoto wa kike mpaka saa hizi hujalala? Nlikuwa najiuliza kifafa cha mimba kinasababishwa na nini sasa nimeshajua.

Tahadhari: Tumia kondom mbili kwa usalama kamili. Moja unavaa, nyingine unameza.

Mimi naitwa ODM na staki mtu a-quote hii posti yangu.

Shkamoo mwaJ. Nakupenda sana.

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RR said:

Ok....sawa kiongozi....!
Ila huyu mwanzisha bandiko anachangamsha tu jukwaa....msimchukulie kiviiiiile.

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mwaJ said:

Ha ha haaaaa! Marhaba ODM! Imebidi tu niikwoti posti yako! Mengine nimejibu kwa wimbo mmoja wa Michael Jackson! Lol!

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Asprin said:

Siyo kiviiiile, ila tu nakutaadharisha. Kaa mbali na mwaJ. First warning!

Oh... Thats my girlie, hebu kam zis wei beibee...

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Dr. Wansegamila said:

Keshatafuta wa kummsliza hamu yake, thats why kakwambia hivyo...... Kalaghabhao.....!!!!!
Kusoma kujui, hata picha hauioni?
Kweli sasa naamini katika huu msemo "mwanaume mpumbavu huvunja nyumba yake kwa mikono yake mwenyewe" i thought ni wanawake tuu, i was VERY wrong!!!

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Mkumbavana said:

Baaada ya kukata mawasiliano ya tendo la ndoa na mke wangu kumuadhibu kwa kukorofishana na mama yangu na yeye kuniambia nimtaftie mwanamume wa kumliwaza kwa hasira niliamua kuamua kula baa,kuchelewa kurudi na kuhama chumba HATIMAYE mke wangu kuniomba samahani kwa upole na unyonge na kuniambia kuwa hatorudia tena kuniambia maneno kama yale na ile hamu alokua nayo imeisha. MNAONA? HAWA WANAWAKE UKIWACHEKA NAO WANAKUPANDIA KICHWANI,

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mwaJ said:

Nooo! Zat wei I'll siin bai cacico

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RR said:

Eti hii amri ya huyu Asprin feki.....si tuisigine tu.....
Orite?

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mwaJ said:

RR asikudanganye mtu! Asprin ni ODM original ana wafuasi kama Julius Malema wa SA! Asipotusoma mwenyewe wafuasi wake watatusoma na kumjulisha. Hapo sasa kelele zake sio za kawaida na hata picha zako ulizozisahau utazikuta jamvini.

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RR said:

Kwani mwaJ unaogopa kelele?? Hebu come here....nikupe siri za sirini

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