hapa kazi ipo. . .

HP1 said:

Tujiulize, TUPO WANGAPI?

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Kambaku said:

Tupo Milioni 44 na laki 9 na ushee hivi, hukusikia hotuba ya Rais kutangaza matokeo ya sensa?

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tan 90 said:

CLASSIC:-
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari
ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO
HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho
nitasafari na boss kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO
GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu
anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
unipe raha.
[GIRLFRIEND TO
STUDENT]
kesho usije shule
nimepata dharura..ambia
mzazi wako we ni
mgonjwa.
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Samahani,safari
imehairishwa mwanangu
ni mgonjwa haendi shule
kesho nataka kukaa nae.
[SECRETARY TO
HUSBAND]
Kesho nitakuwepo boss
amehairisha safari.
[HUSBAND TO GILFRIEND]
kesho usije,huyu kenge
wangu kahairisha safari
yake.
[GIRLFRIEND TO
STUDENT]
kesho nitakuwepo njoo
shule kama kawaida.

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tan 90 said:

classic:-
[boss to secretary]
jiandae kesho tuna safari
ya kikazi.
[secretary to
husband]
mume wangu kesho
nitasafari na boss kikazi.
[husband to
girlfriend]
kesho wife wangu
anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
unipe raha.
[girlfriend to
student]
kesho usije shule
nimepata dharura..ambia
mzazi wako we ni
mgonjwa.
[boss to secretary]
samahani,safari
imehairishwa mwanangu
ni mgonjwa haendi shule
kesho nataka kukaa nae.
[secretary to
husband]
kesho nitakuwepo boss
amehairisha safari.
[husband to gilfriend]
kesho usije,huyu kenge
wangu kahairisha safari
yake.
[girlfriend to
student]
kesho nitakuwepo njoo
shule kama kawaida.

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Bra-joe said:

Hili ndilo linalonifanya nisifikirie kuoa kabisaaa! Zangu ni kunywa soda ya kopo, nikimaliza natupa.

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