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[adakiss23]

Nko smwea nikasikia hii kitu.. Eti kuoa kuoa ni kawaida ila kuoa mchaga is an added advantage.. Dah nimecheka sana. Nimefikiria inawezekana ikawa kweli.. Ila siko sure sana. GT'ers is ths true?

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[Judgement]

Vijichembechembe vya viasharia naviona kwa mbaaaali !

 

[Chocs]

Sijui
Labda

 

[Good Guy]

I can tell ya this, binti (atleast 89%) wa kichaga, its like wanazaliwa na economic theories in their DNA! Nakuhakikishia ukioa binti huyo regardless kasoma au hajasoma hauta run out of bussiness ideas, beauty is also an added fact, afu ni wachapakazi kupita kiasi (unlike some tribes i know, not to mention any but Sukuma could fit here). Sema vijana wa siku hizi wanataka yale mambo ya Tanga sana, Wachaga hapo kidogo wako nyuma ila other aspects as mentioned ni queens!!Wachaga oyeee!

 

[Baraka Roman]

Hakika ni kweli

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[King’asti]

Kwa hiyo unaoa business ideas? Which you can pay someone to get them kama huwezi kuwaza mwenyewe?
Mke ni zaidi ya mali na urembo. She should be there for you when you are down and up to nothing. Akuheshimu ukiwa huna hela na ukiwa nazo. Akupende ukiwa mjinga na mpuuzi na kukifichia aibu yako. Kama all she has to offer ni business ideas she better be a business partner!

I can tell ya this, binti (atleast 89%) wa kichaga, its like wanazaliwa na economic theories in their DNA! Nakuhakikishia ukioa binti huyo regardless kasoma au hajasoma hauta run out of bussiness ideas, beauty is also an added fact, afu ni wachapakazi kupita kiasi (unlike some tribes i know, not to mention any but Sukuma could fit here). Sema vijana wa siku hizi wanataka yale mambo ya Tanga sana, Wachaga hapo kidogo wako nyuma ila other aspects as mentioned ni queens!!Wachaga oyeee!

 

[Husninyo]

Kwa hiyo unaoa business ideas? Which you can pay someone to get them kama huwezi kuwaza mwenyewe?
Mke ni zaidi ya mali na urembo. She should be there for you when you are down and up to nothing. Akuheshimu ukiwa huna hela na ukiwa nazo. Akupende ukiwa mjinga na mpuuzi na kukifichia aibu yako. Kama all she has to offer ni business ideas she better be a business partner!

hehehehe!!! mkwe hujaacha tu mashushu yako!!!

 

[Good Guy]

Kwa hiyo unaoa business ideas? Which you can pay someone to get them kama huwezi kuwaza mwenyewe?Mke ni zaidi ya mali na urembo. She should be there for you when you are down and up to nothing. Akuheshimu ukiwa huna hela na ukiwa nazo. Akupende ukiwa mjinga na mpuuzi na kukifichia aibu yako. Kama all she has to offer ni business ideas she better be a business partner!

mmhh King'asti ni Sumatra au nin tena 😀, najua mke ni much more than that ila mtoa mada kauliza "...Eti kuoa kuoa ni kawaida ila kuoa mchaga is an added advantage..."! So nimetaja tu added advantages

 

[Kimbweka]

Sasa nini kimekuchekesha mtoa mada..................?:A S 39:

 

[Rural Swagga]

I can tell ya this, binti (atleast 89%) wa kichaga, its like wanazaliwa na economic theories in their DNA! Nakuhakikishia ukioa binti huyo regardless kasoma au hajasoma hauta run out of bussiness ideas, beauty is also an added fact, afu ni wachapakazi kupita kiasi (unlike some tribes i know, not to mention any but Sukuma could fit here). Sema vijana wa siku hizi wanataka yale mambo ya Tanga sana, Wachaga hapo kidogo wako nyuma ila other aspects as mentioned ni queens!!Wachaga oyeee!

Oyeeeeee,,,,cc Mentor

 

[Ronn M]

Nko smwea nikasikia hii kitu.. Eti kuoa kuoa ni kawaida ila kuoa mchaga is an added advantage.. Dah nimecheka sana. Nimefikiria inawezekana ikawa kweli.. Ila siko sure sana. GT'ers is ths true?

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Sasa tujue wewe hapo kimekuchekesha nini?

 

[Mentor]

Kwa hiyo unaoa business ideas? Which you can pay someone to get them kama huwezi kuwaza mwenyewe?
Mke ni zaidi ya mali na urembo. She should be there for you when you are down and up to nothing. Akuheshimu ukiwa huna hela na ukiwa nazo. Akupende ukiwa mjinga na mpuuzi na kukifichia aibu yako. Kama all she has to offer ni business ideas she better be a business partner!

Acha kumzingua Good Guy wewe na maelezo yako. Unaoa mtu ambaye together mnaweza kwenda mbali kuliko ukiwa peke yako. Hayo mapenzi ya 'tuvumilie tu mume wangu' ndo yameifanya bongo kuwa maskini mpaka leo.

Umeshasikiliza wimbo wa 'nje ya box - Nikki wa pili' ? utaelewa maana ya comment ya mshkaji. Mke anayeku inspire kufanya zaidi anayekufanya usikubali kusettle for less.

Ok, business partner..but think of this why marry a wife + hire someone to give ideas if you can get these both under one roof..in the same woman!??

Mfano wa mwisho ni kind of a joke ya Obama:
His wife, Michelle used to date a guy ambaye sasa hivi ana run restaurant somewhere in Oklahoma/Texas (m nt sure). So one day katika safari zao wakashukia pale kwenye restaurant and had a drink ndipo Michelle akamwambia Obama kuwa the guy running the restaurant was her ex-boyfriend. So Obama went like;

Obama; "So, if I didn't marry you, you were going to be the wife of a restaurant owner"

Michelle; "No! I'd still be the president's wife"

Get the hint?? #smart wife = = smart husband, and vice versa!!!!

Lots of love King'asti!

 

[Good Guy]

Acha kumzingua Good Guy wewe na maelezo yako. Unaoa mtu ambaye together mnaweza kwenda mbali kuliko ukiwa peke yako. Hayo mapenzi ya 'tuvumilie tu mume wangu' ndo yameifanya bongo kuwa maskini mpaka leo.

Umeshasikiliza wimbo wa 'nje ya box - Nikki wa pili' ? utaelewa maana ya comment ya mshkaji. Mke anayeku inspire kufanya zaidi anayekufanya usikubali kusettle for less.

Ok, business partner..but think of this why marry a wife + hire someone to give ideas if you can get these both under one roof..in the same woman!??

Mfano wa mwisho ni kind of a joke ya Obama:
His wife, Michelle used to date a guy ambaye sasa hivi ana run restaurant somewhere in Oklahoma/Texas (m nt sure). So one day katika safari zao wakashukia pale kwenye restaurant and had a drink ndipo Michelle akamwambia Obama kuwa the guy running the restaurant was her ex-boyfriend. So Obama went like;

Obama; "So, if I didn't marry you, you were going to be the wife of a restaurant owner"

Michelle; "No! I'd still be the president's wife"

Get the hint?? #smart wife = = smart husband, and vice versa!!!!

Lots of love King'asti!

Mentor its like you're psychic yaan, napenda niwe na dem mpenda pesa. Maana kila cku ntafight kua bahkresa. Akimsifia boss wangu, kesho najenga kiwanda changu! In turn nazidi kwenda mbele!! Duh hio comment ya mwisho ya Michelle nimecheka kila mtu in this place kabaki ananangalia tu.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Hapa sisemi acha wanaowafahamu wachagga waseme.

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

I can tell ya this, binti (atleast 89%) wa kichaga, its like wanazaliwa na economic theories in their DNA! Nakuhakikishia ukioa binti huyo regardless kasoma au hajasoma hauta run out of bussiness ideas, beauty is also an added fact, afu ni wachapakazi kupita kiasi (unlike some tribes i know, not to mention any but Sukuma could fit here). Sema vijana wa siku hizi wanataka yale mambo ya Tanga sana, Wachaga hapo kidogo wako nyuma ila other aspects as mentioned ni queens!!Wachaga oyeee!

Wachagga Oyeeeeeeee!
Wasukuma ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! teh! teh!

Napita tu mie mgagagigikoko!

 

[Teja Junior]

Sijui Kiswahili

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Hapa sisemi acha wanaowafahamu wachagga waseme.

Mi nakufahamu wewe niseme?

 

[Mentor]

Mentor its like you're psychic yaan, napenda niwe na dem mpenda pesa. Maana kila cku ntafight kua bahkresa. Akimsifia boss wangu, kesho najenga kiwanda changu! In turn nazidi kwenda mbele!! Duh hio comment ya mwisho ya Michelle nimecheka kila mtu in this place kabaki ananangalia tu.

Cc: King'asti