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heri ya j'pili wakuu.
Kijana mmoja alienda kuchumbia, alipofika ukweni akakutana na baba mkwe wake. maongezi yakaanza huku yule kijana anatafuna big "G"...

Mzee: we kijana unaongea na Mimi huku unatafuna big "G"!!?
Kijana: nakata stimu mzee, nilikua navuta sigara.
Mzee:kumbe unavuta!?
Kijana:Jana nilikunywa pombe nyingi, ndio nazimua.
Mzee: Kwa hasira!!Na pombe unakunywa!?
Kijana:Nilijifunza nilipofungwa jela.
Mzee:Mungu wangu, na jela ulishafungwa!?
Kijana:Kulikua na mzee mmoja fala sana, nilikwenda kumposa bint yake akanikatalia, nikamuulia mbali.
Mzee:Lahaula. karibu baba, karibu mwanangu mke umepata.
 
Zis joke is tuu old ze last time I hear it I was raiding dinosaur
 

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