hadi unirambe

hadi unirambe

tobycow

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siku moja juma alisafiri kwenda mkoa wa mara alipofika alichukua chumba cha wagen,kwa kuwa alikuwa mchezaji(player) hivyo ilikuwa ngumu kulala peke yake.basi akatafuta mtu wa kulala naye walipoanza kamchezo mazungumzo yakawa hivi. mwanamke:yani we unataka tufanye kabla ya kuniramba. juma:nikulambe nin we mwanamke una kichaa. mwanamke:mbona hao wa mjini huwa mnawaramba na mimi sikubali hadi uniramberambe kwanza
 
siku moja juma alisafiri kwenda mkoa wa mara alipofika alichukua chumba cha wagen,kwa kuwa alikuwa mchezaji(player) hivyo ilikuwa ngumu kulala peke yake.basi akatafuta mtu wa kulala naye walipoanza kamchezo mazungumzo yakawa hivi. mwanamke:yani we unataka tufanye kabla ya kuniramba. juma:nikulambe nin we mwanamke una kichaa. mwanamke:mbona hao wa mjini huwa mnawaramba na mimi sikubali hadi uniramberambe kwanza

Hapa sioni utani ila ni maelezo tu.Tobycow! Utani(kichekesho)kiko wapi kwenye hii stori? Maneno aliyosema huyo mwanamke hayana nguvu ya kuchekesha. There is no punchline!
 
Inabidi tuanzishe jukwaa la machukizo na kichefu chefu huu si utani.
 
amrambe wapi sasa?

Sio ngumu kufahamu pa kurambwa. Si jamaa kaenda kumleta huyo mwanamke? Mwanamke hakuletwa ili adeki chumba! Hapana. Nisiendelee sana. Hii joke bwana haijakaa vizuri na ndio maana chapaa anauliza huyo mbneijing ataka kurambwa wa;pi. Pengine ni miguuni maana kachafuliwa na safari ya kuja kwa huyo jamaa.
 
mara nyingi 'V' a.k.a 'K' ndo hulambwa
 
Sasa kinachekesha nini hapo? Hii ihamishiwe kwenye jukwaa la miyeyusho na vilaza
 
Mh! Km hamjacheka someni hii! Chinese couple in Tz gave birth to black baby. Husband asked his wife, ' Chuu, why baby black?' She replied, 'we live in Tz, no electricity, me hot, u hot, sex hot, baby burnt' haya cheken wakuu
 
Mh! Km hamjacheka someni hii! Chinese couple in Tz gave birth to black baby. Husband asked his wife, ' Chuu, why baby black?' She replied, 'we live in Tz, no electricity, me hot, u hot, sex hot, baby burnt' haya cheken wakuu

Inachekesha sana dear. Thank you!
 
it seems the woman wanted those deepKisses (kuliwa denda kwanza)before the seriousSession! ...and Juma makusudikali jumped that step....hahaha!
 
it seems the woman wanted those deepKisses (kuliwa denda kwanza)before the seriousSession! ...and Juma makusudikali jumped that step....hahaha!

ni kulambwa chini ya kitovu jamani au vuvuzela
 

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