Great thinkers complicate things

Kiranga · Jul 24, 2013

Makanyaga said:
But the question is about a giraffe, and not pieces of giraffe or its parts thereof. So how do we put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

The idea that there is a monolithic giraffe is a myth, at any given time a giraffe is made up of small pieces.

If you want to put a whole giraffe intact you will have to get a big enough refrigerator and experienced "giraffeboy" with a large enough lasso and a working crane.

Or you could simply shrink the giraffe through a rotating gravitation field that contains a ready refrigerator on the other end.

Of course you could always pair a baby giraffe and a monstrosity of a refrigerator.

But make sure PETA is not nearby.

WA-UKENYENGE · Jul 24, 2013

Kiranga said:
The idea that there is a monolithic giraffe is a myth, at any given time a giraffe is made up of small pieces.

If you want to put a whole giraffe intact you will have to get a big enough refrigerator and experienced "giraffeboy" with a large enough lasso and a working crane.

Or you could simply shrink the giraffe through a rotating gravitation field that contains a ready refrigerator on the other end.

Of course you could always pair a baby giraffe and a monstrosity of a refrigerator.

But make sure PETA is not nearby.

The guy has left the pannel...He asked the question without knowing the answer!! Bad boy

Kiranga · Jul 24, 2013

WA-UKENYENGE said:
The guy has left the pannel...He asked the question without knowing the answer!! Bad boy

Question for the questioner, which "the" refrigerator?

"The" is a definite article.

What is the model, serial number, manufacturer, year made etc?

Some would like to calculate the volume and other spatial configuration to see how an actual baby giraffe would fit.

WA-UKENYENGE · Jul 24, 2013

Kiranga said:
Question for the questioner, which "the" refrigerator?

"The" is a definite article.

What is the model, serial number, manufacturer, year made etc?

Now you are misusing your nuclear capability!!!! We are not into a position to write an SCI Journal with super high IF. Just relax...the thread is about using the first generation weapons.

kimanu · Jul 24, 2013

Which Giraffe?

EMT · Jul 24, 2013

Hapo ni kama unataka kurudisha kwenye the old school style of thinking kuwa in any question there is only one right answer.

Bavaria · Jul 24, 2013

i write a name GIRAFFE on a paper and place it on a refrigerator

Kiranga · Jul 24, 2013

WA-UKENYENGE said:
Now you are misusing your nuclear capability!!!! We are not into a position to write an SCI Journal with super high IF. Just relax...the thread is about using the first generation weapons.

Is the satirist's ire lost in this "Circus Maximus" disguised as the epigraphic wielding "Home of Great Thinkers" ?

Who is going all nuclear like a Pol Pot anti-intelligentsia campaign now?

Joeli · Jul 24, 2013

The answer is:

Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe, and close the door.

Ndibalema · Jul 24, 2013

Kama alikunjwa na kuenea kwenye ndege na hatimaye akatoroshwa nchi za kiarabu ndio ishindikane kwenye friji?

MOSSAD II · Jul 24, 2013

Head teacher said:
Make sure the giraffe is slaughtered and divided into pieces. Open the door and put the meat then close the door.Simple

Then those are the meat of the giraffe not a giraffe!

Makanyaga · Jul 25, 2013

Kiranga said:
The idea that there is a monolithic giraffe is a myth, at any given time a giraffe is made up of small pieces.

If you want to put a whole giraffe intact you will have to get a big enough refrigerator and experienced "giraffeboy" with a large enough lasso and a working crane.

Or you could simply shrink the giraffe through a rotating gravitation field that contains a ready refrigerator on the other end.

Of course you could always pair a baby giraffe and a monstrosity of a refrigerator.

But make sure PETA is not nearby.

Kiranga; You perhaps would wish to rephrase the above bold statement as hereunder:
The idea that there is a giraffe made up of small pieces is a myth, at any given time a giraffe is always monolithic.

testa · Jul 25, 2013

Kinana ana jibu la swali

Fursa Pesa · Jul 25, 2013

We don't have girrafe to put into the refrigerator.Our butcher do have goat,chickens & cow meat only.

Can you please explain to us how you usually do?

Shomari · Jul 25, 2013

C6 said:
The answer is:

Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe, and close the door.

nakubaliana na wewe, hakuna jibu jingine zaidi ya hili.

life is Short · Jul 25, 2013

Ndibalema said:
Kama alikunjwa na kuenea kwenye ndege na hatimaye akatoroshwa nchi za kiarabu ndio ishindikane kwenye friji?

Mpendwa Ndibalema, ubuheri? FYI hakuna kilichotoroshwa (giraffe) Since taratibu zote zilifanyika kihalali, ofisho na mchana kweupe !! na ndege zilizobeba zilitua na kuTake Off kupitia viwanja takatifu nchini na kusindikizwa kwa heshima ya wenyeji wa kiTanzania na kupeana mkono na kukumbatiana protokoli. HAPO sote tupo nchini, hatukuwa nje au likizo.!!
Vipi waTanzania tunafanyaje biashara na wateja ? Yaani unamuuzia na kupokea fedha kwa mteja MF. Mazao,madini,mifugo na Jioni yake unamtuhumu na kulalamika Eti Ooo, Oo.
Bongo jamenii

Big Sam · Jul 25, 2013

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Capt Tamar · Jul 25, 2013

Just give the deal to Mr kinana,offer a huge sum of cash,and after he bring it around tell him astonishingly that Chadema people is around!! And they'll be here soon,and the giraffe would even fit in the match box, simple

Kiranga · Jul 25, 2013

Makanyaga said:
Kiranga; You perhaps would wish to rephrase the above bold statement as hereunder:
The idea that there is a giraffe made up of small pieces is a myth, at any given time a giraffe is always monolithic.

I take "perhaps" as the operative word and go easy on you.

The idea that atomic theory is widely understood is a myth.

Emc2 · Jul 25, 2013

Kiranga said:
I take "perhaps" as the operative word and go easy on you.

The idea that atomic theory is widely understood is a myth.

Kiranga Do not complicate issue its just a small question and its straight.

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