'Geography' of a man and woman!

'Geography' of a man and woman!

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Hii maneno nimeidesa somewhere! Hebu endelea.............


FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
1. Between 18 and 25
A woman is like Africa : Wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious,fertile deltas.

2. Between 26 and 34
A woman is like
America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

3. Between 35 and 44
A woman is like
India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty

3. Between 45 and 54
A woman is like France : Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit

4. Between 55 and 60
A woman is like. Yugoslavia : A lost war, haunted by the mistake s of the past. Major reconstruction work is
mostly the only answer.

5. Between 61 and 65
A woman is like Russia : Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

6. Between 66 and 70
A woman is like
Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

7. After 70
A woman is likeAfghanistan or the north pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there......

Contradictorily, MAN GEOGRAPHY,

Always one.................;

1. Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe : 'Ruled by a dick.....'

Jamani, je kuna ukweli wowote kwenye hii maneno?

 
dah kweli mmetuchoka iyo no 4 imeniacha hoi
 
hapo kwa men ahahahhahahahhaah!turuuuuuu!anafikiri kwa ... what a waste.
 
mmmmmhhh kweli kudesa soo inamaana we are ruled by dick acha hizo kadese tena..
 
Khaaaaaaaaa!
Leo ndio mmetuweka kijografia!!!
Nasubiri kifizikia tena!
Nasubiri nikifika kwenye hiyo no 7,nikihakikisha nitakuja kuleta uzi hapa lol!
 
Khaaaaaaaaa!
Leo ndio mmetuweka kijografia!!!
Nasubiri kifizikia tena!
Nasubiri nikifika kwenye hiyo no 7,nikihakikisha nitakuja kuleta uzi hapa lol!

Ikitoka Kifizikia
what's next !
Kikemia ?
Au
Kibaolojia ?
 
Duhhhh ..... natafakari kwa herufi kubwa

Mnisamehe kwa kweli ndo maana nilisema mwanzoni kuwa hii maneno imekuwa desalaized, sihusiki kwa usumbufu wowote utakaojitokeza!
 
'Ruled by dick 15-90', umenikumbusha: men have 2 heads, if they think using upper head, fantastic they are brave and not only gentle but intelligent. Contrally when they think using lower head! Men are "unpredictable"
 
And ALWAYS, the lower head wins.

'Ruled by dick 15-90', umenikumbusha: men have 2 heads, if they think using upper head, fantastic they are brave and not only gentle but intelligent. Contrally when they think using lower head! Men are "unpredictable"
 
'Ruled by dick 15-90', umenikumbusha: men have 2 heads, if they think using upper head, fantastic they are brave and not only gentle but intelligent. Contrally when they think using lower head! Men are "unpredictable"

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! mbavu zaniuma mie, lol!
 
Am below 14, where do I belong?
Men or women?

Bado kale kaharufu ka kwenye kwapa ndo kameshika kasi, just a year to go u gonna get into one of the categories mentioned.
 
Mmmh hiyo wanaume kali, kweli rule by dick but that dick also has lifecycle, Its more appealing when it is at its peak of 3:00am. However, I am more worried when that dick hit horizontal flat at 3:15am and stay there forever:shock:

I hope you got my drift
 
Mmmh hiyo wanaume kali, kweli rule by dick but that dick also has lifecycle, Its more appealing when it is at its peak of 3:00am. However, I am more worried when that dick hit horizontal flat at 3:15am and stay there forever:shock:

I hope you got my drift

Taratibu mamaaa! wengine mawengewenge yetu huwa yako karibu kweli.
 
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