Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[Mwanapropaganda]

The white man is not indigenous to
Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe
is for Zimbabweans.

~Robert Mugabe

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

akili za Mugabe anazijua yeye mwenyewe! achana na yule kiumbe ni hatari. usiombe akakuchukia, utafikiria kujiua. Wazungu wanalijua hilo sana tu maana ni wahanga wakubwa!!

Yaani anaonekana ndio kiongozi mwenye hadhi ya juu barani Afrika ilhali nchi yake mambo sio mazuri.

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

Our economy is a hundred times better,
than the average African economy.
Outside South Africa, what country is
[as good as] Zimbabwe? ... What is
lacking now are goods on the shelves-
that is all.

~Robert Mugabe

 

[Wachovu]

Genius Mugabe anasema ukweli unaofurahisha. Hahaha

Viongozi wa msimamo na asiyeyumba wamebaki wachache , Mungu akupe maisha mengi mzee Mugabe

 

[Pohamba]

We cant negotiate to buy our own land! Did they negotiate or compasate our grand parents when they took and evacuate them? If Invaders didnt have that responsibility howcome they force us to compensate them for taking back our own land?

 

[Determinantor]

On Britain: "Britain is a very cold, uninhabitable country with small houses.”

 

[Determinantor]

On Hitler: "I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for."

 

[Nkuruvi]

Women think they do hard work when handling their periods, But they forget that hiding an erect penis in public is the most difficult work.~Robert Mugabe

Hii Nukuu ni komesha mkuu!!😀😀😀

 

[Lizaboni]

Women think that handling periods is a big thing. They should know that trying to hide on erected penis in public is the real struggle. Robert Mugabe

 

[maramia]

I will continue to run for the presidency of Zimbabwe again and again until I die.

- Robert Gabriel Mugabe

 

[Sir_Mimi]

Women think they do hard work when handling their periods, But they forget that hiding an erect penis in public is the most difficult work.~Robert Mugabe

Hahahahahahaha duh...alifikiria nini huyu mzee.ukweli mtupu hasa uwe umevaa sarawali ya kitambaa.

 

[kmbwembwe]

Akili kubwa ile, jiongeze utamuelewa tu.

huyo nyumbu lazima aone kumpiga vijembe mzungu ni ujinga.

 

[Kaboom]

"Sometimes u look back at girls u spent money on rather than send it to your Mom and u realise witchcraft is real"-Mugabe

 

[st fn bh]

What is the problem? We now have
aeroplanes which can take them back
quicker than the ships used by their
ancestors.
~Robert Mugabe

Hapo Mugabe inaonekana alikuwa akiwapiga kijembe wazungu. Ongeza na wewe tufurahie busara za simba wa Afrika.

 

[GREGO]

"Even satan wasn’t Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam.” - R. Mugabe

 

[Godfrey-K]

We are not stupid we will go to the sun during the night, since the sun is too hot.

 

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[GuDume]

Misemo ya mugabe haina busara. Ni ya mtu aiyechoka,mwenye kisasi,aliyeishiwa mawazo,mchovu,mbinafsi,mchekeshaji,muigizaji n.k zimbabwe inafanya nini kwa wananchi wake? Wananchi wake wanashida sana. Siungi ndoa za mashoga na sitokuja kuunga mkono hata niwekewe mabomu mwilini. But tatizo la zimbabwe si ndoa za mashoga tu. Uchumi wa zimbawe upo vibaya. Asimamie kuinua uchumi. Nchi yake imejaa mafisadi pia. Akili yake mzee imechoka alipaswa kupumzika. But ametenda mabaya mengi hawez achia nchi akiwa hai.

 

[haa mym]

mnamshabikia mpuuzi.

Bila shaka wewe ni UKAWA.